QUOTE(Eeyore @ Dec 1 2020, 07:30 PM)

Okay the premise here is that you are advising Biden.
Premise #1: You want to address 3 major issues that affect the country
Premise #2: You want bipartisan support for your short list of policies that Biden should pursue out the gates
Okay, so you know that Biden's party faired relatively poorly in the election and that the midterms almost always go poorly for the party that won the election.
You want Biden's first term to be a revival of centrism, and you want ti to be successful so that your fee in the future will be sky high.
What three issues are you going to promote?
How are you going to achieve bipartisan support for each of the issues?
Centrism? You are aware of the plan to poison
pill the affair had they lost? I was going to present this wonderful article on the more philosophical challenges facing the liberal order at this time, but since I read it they put it behind a
paywall. An acceptable secondary
article explains how liberal society is gradually attacking the middle ground. It was in my top 10 articles of the year. Your opinion may vary. Also remember the BLM movement has accelerated the process by equating silence to their demands as part of the problem which feeds back into the first article.
(1) Surviving the election audit. Mr. President-Elect, you have taken power at a peculiar time. After two decades of promoting democracy abroad you are now going to have to acquiesce to an inquiry of your own party. After four years of non stop election interference allegations the party has opened itself up for a reciprocal backlash. Yesterday, roughly four states filed suit with the Supreme Court to overturn the election results. Today the number of states signing on rose to one
third of the union. I don't like it, you don't like it but you are going to have to let this one play out. This entails an appraisal of the worthiness of the electronic voting devices, their storage or lack thereof, and their server locations.
What is powering the move is a second look at the constitutionality of setting mail in voting
outside Federal direction, and a forensic look into
fraud allegations where the constitution does and does not give
authourity.
Now Mr. President-Elect, that there is a whole lot to chew on but you need to digest all the prior cases which affect mail in voting. I suggest doubling up on your medications and or Tums because you might lay a few eggs. This matters because if we come up on the pointy end of this discussion, our electors in these affected states will not be able to exercise their vote when the electoral college gets their boogie on. Got it? If there is any doubt about the conduct of the electors the twelfth amendment doesn't favour us. You see the President of the Senate has sole power to open the elector votes, if he deems some to be ineligible they have precedent here. So umm who is the President of the Senate you may ask?
Mike Pence. At that point you'll need bipartisan support for a backstab. The media is already on board. We won't count or talk about the fraud because it will be Orange Jesus that stole the election. You gotta make it about him facts be damned. See poison pill option above.
(2) Surviving the first 100 daysMr. President-Elect you're going to have a tough time in your first 100 days. I'm sorry to say it but I want you to know I have your back. Now I've noticed you don't seem to have the same Snooki and Jwow rapport OJ has with his second in command. Kamala just doesn't seem that into you. There I said it. She is teaming up with the
ice cream lady to pull the 25th on you
or introduce legislation of a runaround of the 25th by
divorcing power out from the Congress into as yet unnamed committee made up by the Democratic Party. Dude, you so gotta watch those gaffes! Do you know how the Finnish define
Kamala? Horrible, terrible. What do the Finns know what we do not? I would recommend calling both ladies into your office asking them point blank about their intentions to replace you. Then do that
smell thing you do. You'll know right away who is telling the truth. The nose knows!
Now in case you are having a bad day and the nose alarm goes off you need to remember who the old white male is in your party. This is super important. Hint: it is not them. This means should you step out of line and go awol, you are likely to field attacks on a ) Your cognitive ability via the 25th, b ) Attacks on your credibility via that
thing which doesn't exist that has been sitting in Christopher Wray's desk for the last 11 months documenting your son's love of
snorticulture and assorted past times. I mean do you really want to dig up that
Burisma thing again? And finally, c) the elephant in the room BLM itself. You see the elephant is Kamala's ticket. Endanger the elephant by upholding the law and you endanger Kamala old man.
Don't be going all John Wayne and upholding the law because that is what racists do. Don't be tracing the
donors to BLM and endanger
ActBlue, one of our main funding mechanisms. Don't be counting the fires or burned
precincts(yes, plural), or the police exit
interviews because then people will demand you do something about it. You know now that I think of it, don't follow any
journalists that follow the movement either. We got this '
mostly peaceful protests' thing down pat and frankly don't need the hassle.
May I venture a guess? There was a reason why Mrs. Harris was dropped early in the elections. Her
record as Attorney General comes across as a bit Cheneyesque but without his warmth and charm. She is going to
alter the first and second amendments which may spook our bipartisan
backstabbers friends. She doesn't care about
speech any more than about gun control. It is all about the power. So, if we can agree our nonstop media drive has overly sensitized one or two deplorables about our planned constitutional alterations that would be a good first step. Tell Kamala it is hands off for at least six months until the deplorables get drunk and start falling out of trucks again - or so I've been told.
Now for the hard part. Foreign Policy for the forgetful.
(3) You need to survive the fallout of resurrecting the JCPOAYou're going to be under a lot of pressure by some of our "ahem" allies to add conditions to the existing agreement. When we pulled out of the agreement we sorta lost the credibility to use the enforcement snap back part as well. Since we are entering into a detente that is largely without precedent and outside any nuclear protocols those policy preconditions are going to be challenging. You might want to borrow some of your Son's 'medication' before you ask for the
Plus + Plus deal.
If you fail to notify our friends in a timely manner of the deal you could be legislatively impeached. If one of our partners decides to unilaterally attack those pesky Persians, we are
legally obligated to be backup. If the deal doesn't pan out and you get the phone call asking what in the something-something are you doing, do that
thing you did during the debates with your phone. That Sir, was golden!
However do not fear Mr. President-Elect, you have something no one else has. You have the power of recall. Just like that old Schwarzenegger movie when he went to Mars, you have a secret weapon. Who is the one person who has a genuine interest in resuscitating the agreement? You know who. Barack Obama. Who else had to endure two terms of
angst? With any luck he can make a few phone calls to Mr. Dagan who last time was able to muster up political resistance to a direct attack on Iran. True, he is out of power but....guys like that know guys if you know what I mean. Now if this Hail Mary does not work you going to have to get the Joint Chiefs to formulate a plan of engagement. If you have a hold up, ask about how the targeting capabilities on Persian missile guidance has changed in the last decade or so. If the Joint Chiefs do
this keep your Tums on standby. So if you call up your new Secretary of Defense, you know the one with
arts degree you'll get the Rumsfeldian green light on launching the bombers which is fine. Just remember to look to the side and see if the rest of your 4 star generals are biting their lower lip and fidgeting like they have to do the peepee dance and ask, 'so what is the problem?'. If they are they might hand you something kinda close to this
assessment. Now if the Joint Chiefs are still in the room you might end up with
this on your hands. At this point remember the noble path does not involve claiming any more lives. Let the impeachment commence. You're old. You're tired. You just want to get back to watching Seinfeld. Let Kamala disintegrate the party. The Bernie boys have just about had enough already. America is ready for a third party and you quite frankly are the pin that is holding this party from grenading. There is a nobility of knowing when to fall on your sword. Be that guy Mr. President-Elect.
This post has been edited by Trouble: Dec 10 2020, 07:03 AM