Do you think retailers should acknowledge the long standing traditions of this holiday season by placing Pictures of Santa and banners of Merry Christmas everywhere and put an end to the attempt to recast Christmas as a “religious” holiday?

Why are some people so insistent on warping the true meaning of Christmas—endless expensive and totally unnecessary gifts along with massive debt, all with the goal of supporting the American economy into the next year—and trying to give “meaning” to a holiday made into a corporate bonanza decades ago? Should it be considered treason?

Is Santa in danger of being stalked by members of the Minuteman, and will they try to prevent his crossing the border? Will the ACLU protest his use of sweatshops, which take advantage of the height-impaired natives of the northern pole, who have absolutely no other economic options? Should the U.N send peacekeepers?

Cupid and Comet – are the rumors true? Will Jerry Falwell lead a boycott to protest Santa’s obvious disregard of religious sensitivities in that Santa allows gay reindeer to live in a relationship which makes a mockery of the sacredisiousity of marriage? I mean really—what about those Elves, right—hint hint wink wink?

When Santa crosses the border will the Homeland Security Advisory System color code blink Green/Red?

If you have concerns to add to this list please do so—and of course your reaction and opinions are always welcome.

What can be done? Please help save Santa and Christmas