I know I have been accused of wearing a tinfoil

hat, but I really save my tinfoil hats to put on roasting turkeys when I can't find an oven bag. Still, there are days when I really do listen to my brother's advice that, "Just because your doctor says that you're paranoid, doesn't mean that no one is out to get you!"
The following is an excerpt from a letter that I just wrote to my Congressman, and sent via snail mail:
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I tried to respond to one of my e-mail messages today because I have had such a bizarre week trying to share a single story with friends. On New Year’s Day, my minister had an open house. Some of us old fogies were sitting in a room discussing this feeling that we’re being watched. One woman, for instance, remarked that she had been in touch with a pen-pal in Russia since before the Cold War, starting when Russia was an ally. Nine of her last ten letters arrived from her pen pal as opened, empty envelopes. I went home, checked my e-mail, and I had a recipe page sent to me from Pillsbury. For grins and giggles, I did a recipe search for “Yellow Cake” on their web site. (We had discussed the Valerie Plame story at the open house, and one of the women was too old to know that Yellow Cake was anything but a dessert.) The search returned recipes for everything from “Roasted Glazed Baby Carrots” to “Crispy Ham and Turkey Sandwiches.” None of the recipes were for Yellow Cake or utilized Yellow Cake Mixes, despite the fact that Pillsbury manufactures both Flour and Cake Mixes. I tried to send my minister a brief note to share the laugh… When I typed “My search for a Yellow Cake Recipe” into the subject line of an e-mail, my computer turned itself off. I restarted the computer, and logged into my e-mail again. The same thing happened. After the fourth try, I gave up trying to share the story.
This morning, I tried to add this story to a “We’ll forward this message to your Congressman” e-mail response. I typed, “My search for a Yellow Cake Recipe” into the body of my message, and my computer turned itself off. I have physically disconnected my computer from the Internet so that I can write you a letter and print it out.
Yes, I feel that I am being spied on. No, I am not happy with that feeling. Yes, I blame the administration in the White House.
I am wondering if anyone else on AD feels that this government is spying on them. Any examples as to why you feel that way would be helpful.