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I thought I would start a thread so we can all share those oddball local stories. This was inspired by this digest I found in my paper. Here
How big of a burnout do you have to be to call the police to report your illegal drugs stolen???
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SPENCER -- Police are investigating a report that someone broke into a Summit Street apartment and stole the tenant’s marijuana.
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Police found no evidence of a break-in and no charges have been filed. Officer Joseph Gelinas is continuing the investigation.
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Police found no evidence of a break-in and no charges have been filed. Officer Joseph Gelinas is continuing the investigation.
How big of a burnout do you have to be to call the police to report your illegal drugs stolen???
Well, recently in Chicago a mad man was throwing knives at police officers surrounding his house and then....he eventually threw his severed sex organ at them. 
Yes, he cut off his member and threw it at the cops
Link to story
Not sure if this is funny but is one of the most bizarre things I have ever read.
It (
) was reattached later. 
Yes, he cut off his member and threw it at the cops
Link to story
Not sure if this is funny but is one of the most bizarre things I have ever read.
It (
) was reattached later.
I thought the discovery of the Yeti Crab was unique. Furry little ocean dweller!
In other news the oxford dictionary introduces bootylicious into their vocabulary. Amazing!
In other news the oxford dictionary introduces bootylicious into their vocabulary. Amazing!
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