QUOTE(nighttimer @ Jun 7 2006, 05:02 PM)


I confess I was impressed with
Just Leave Me Alone! and his introduction
Confessions of a Damn Fool http://www.americasdebate.com/forums/index...showtopic=10153Sounds like the title for a bio by Adam Sandler---or George W. Bush.

I second this nomination for
Just Leave Me Alone's intro which was very funny:
QUOTE(Just Leave Me Alone)
I have shot a gun, but never an animal. Except for one time when I was 9, I shot a bird with my BB gun. Didn’t kill it, but I didn’t like the feeling. My father saw me too. He took the BB gun away, and scolded me for cruelty to animals. A year later he shot a woodpecker with the same BB gun because it was keeping him up at night.