Wow I've never seen this before! I thought I'd seen them all, LOL
I think everyone knows I'm a
Kung Fu Master 
...seriously though...
I see myself as a little bit of
Eagle Scout,
Philosopher,
Rot Puppy,
Tireless Rebutter,
Grammarian (though not really here),
Peacemaker,
Android,
Ideologue,
Bliss Ninny….if there were one that mentioned incessantly long messages written in the style of some sort of college research paper, that would also be me

Now I wonder if that's how I'm perceived.
I think some of you are being a bit harsh on yourselves, btw.