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Sounds (and sights & smells) that make me smile (in a good way -

) in relation to America:
- the sound of an American telephone ringing
- the opening theme music to 'Blazing Saddles'
- Martin Luther King's 'I have a dream' speech
- the Warner Bros cartoon intro & outro music
- the HBO channel ident at the start of, well, almost anything, really
- Neil Armstrong's 'one small step for man...' speil. Who cares if he got his lines wrong?
- steam coming from a grating in the pavement. (Sorry, sidewalk.)
- Universal themeparks
- JP Sousa music
- Elmer Bernstein's score for The Magnificent Seven. Expecially when hummed by a old lady wearing a stetson at an Arizona gas station. (Okay, you had to be there.)
Ones that make me

- 'Have a nice day'
- The singing of the Star Spangled Banner at
every public gathering and the downright
earnestness of everyone when doing it
- The opening chords of the Friends theme music
- Disney themeparks
- Being called 'Buddy'. Stangely, 'pal' or other variants are okay. It's just that the kind of man that uses 'buddy' seems to be uniformly -
er, how to put this in a way that doens't get me barred - maybe a British euphemism will do it - applied by Berks. (Using the rhyming slang.)
Ones that make me
- Dubya's "You're either with us or against us" speech.
- Anyone saying "You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold, dead hands". It was cleverly phrased the first time, but now it's just a redneck cliche. And it's still *** NOTICE: THIS WORD IS AGAINST THE RULES. FAILURE TO REMOVE IT WILL RESULT IN A STRIKE. ***
- Anything at all to do with Scooby Doo. (Hasn't anyone ever noticed quite how badly animated all those 60s, 70s and 80s Hanna-Barbera cartoons are?)
- The sound of an American telephone ringing when I'm ringing it. No matter how many times I visit, I can't understand what all the different tones mean. (Note for those that have never been outside the US - the tones are different in different countries.)
- Country & Western Music
- the unique tonal quality of a Southern Preacher