Heya ive saw trhis on a site and thought it was funny

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1. Thou Shalt Honor Thy White House-Sanctioned Spin

2. Thou Shalt Not Laugh At Bill Maher, His Jokes, Or Refer To His Traitorous Comments As "Free Speech." He's Not Funny, Just Smarmy And Full Of Himself, And That Pinko Hollywood Homo-Lover Had Better Watch His Back

3. Thou Shalt Visit The State Of Our Supreme Leader's Younger Sibling Jeb, And Worship At The Corporate Altar of Walt Disney

4. Thou Shalt Mock Past Presidents and Past Presidents Only (Especially James Earl Carter, Jr.)

5. Thou Shalt Not Covet The Sumptuously Androgynous Posterior of Karen Hughes

6. Thou Shalt Not Question Authority Unless The Authority In Question Is:
A Gratuitously Smarty-Pants Academic
A Meddling Liberal Journalist
An Uppity Feminist
Super-Powered, Suicidal Madmen Bent On World Domination

7. Thou Shalt Have No Other Press Secretary But Me, and Thou Shalt Abstain From Noting My Resemblance To A Balding Warthog

8. Thou Shalt Not Disparage The First Lady's Taste In Contemporary Pantsuits

9. Thou Shalt Not Doubt That Our Leader Channeleth The Truth Through Me - Lest Thou Wisheth To Find Thyself On The Receiving End Of A Painfully Thorough FBI Body Cavity Search

10. Thou Shalt Drape Thyself In The Flag, Offer Prayers To Jesus Christ, And VOTE REPUBLICAN!

http://www.whitehouse.org/policy/commandments.asp

LOL - Classic!!!

A found it odd that this actually came from the official White House webpage.

It didn't, I just checked, whitehouse.gov is the offical page.
Whitehouse.org seems to be nothing more than a satire page

Ah! Got me I knew better than that....it's early.

I found it odd that this posting came from Juber! I think he's been spending too much time in the biology lab - he's getting dangerously close to developing a bit of healthy cynicism.

I agree Wertz...I was surprised it was Juber as well.


But I knew all about the Whitehouse.org site. I keep it on my favorites because sometimes things are so bad you have to laugh at them to keep from losing your sanity.

LOL...I love the site it is sooo funny... Also i am almost finsihed with the project i have about 1 day ( due 2morrow ). then i can post it more

I'll try to contain my excitment, Jubes.





Good luck with the project, btw.