QUOTE(Blackstone @ Aug 24 2006, 08:52 PM)

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My Very Educated Mother Just Showed Me Neptune!!
Well, maybe she just showed "Us" Neptune...unless the IAU finally decided to do something about all the Uranus jokes.

HA! Maybe she wasn't so educated after all!

My brothers were never scholars, so there was only ME and not US.
But we do have a definition of a planet, which I think was the generally accepted one before. As CJ said:
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* it must be in orbit around the Sun
* it must be large enough that it takes on a nearly round shape
* it has cleared its orbit of other objects
Actually, we should probably drop #2. Pluto is round and orbits the Sun. It hasn't cleared its orbit of other objects, however, but then neither has Neptune, since Pluto crossing its orbit.
I grew up with Pluto has the ninth planet too, but the description of it has really only taken shape over the last two decades. Pluto has a very eccentric orbit. Its orbit varies from 29 AU at its closest out to 29 AU at its furthest. Pluto was actually the eighth planet from 1979 to 1999. It is once again the ninth planet and will be for the next 200 years.
In addition, the plane at which Pluto orbits is 17 degrees off from the plane of the rest of the planets. Mercury's orbit is inclined at 7 degrees, but the other planets are
ecliptic. This is important because other minor solar system objects also vary from the ecliptic plane.
Pluto is a dwarf planet, which the IAU has defined as:
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-is in orbit around the Sun,
-has sufficient mass for its self-gravity to overcome rigid body forces so that it assumes a hydrostatic equilibrium (nearly round) shape,
-has not "cleared the neighborhood" around its orbit,
-is not a satellite of a planet, dwarf planet, or other nonstellar body.
It was the discovery of the Kuiper belt which showed scientists that Pluto was not unique. It was simply the nearest (not the largest) of the belt of small objects that orbit the Sun at vast distances from the Sun. UB313 is a Kuiper Belt Object (KBO) that is larger than Pluto.
The history of this debate is summarized nicely
here. The Kuiper Belt can be seen as a distant asteroid belt. In 1807, the first four asteroids that were discovered were listed as planets. By 1851, 15 asteroids had been found.
As the paper says:
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We now recognize that the solar system includes several distinct
populations – the planets, satellites, asteroid belt, Kuiper Belt, Oort Cloud, etc. --
which reflect different pathways in the evolution of the solar nebula. The
conventional list of “nine planets” -- four terrestrial planets, four giant planets, and
Pluto – has lost any scientific rationale, and is now merely historical. If Pluto is
included as a planet, we have no physical basis for excluding UB313, dozens of
other large spherical KBOs, and Ceres. The term “planet” would then lose any
taxonomic utility. But an important function of scientific nomenclature is to reflect
natural relationships, not to obscure them.
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Brown (2004) proposed a related definition of “planet” based on the natural
division of objects into solitary bodies and members of populations. A planet is
“any body in the solar system that is more massive than the total mass of all of the
other bodies in a similar orbit.” For example, the planet Neptune has 8600 times
the mass of Pluto, the largest body that crosses its orbit. Likewise, the planet Earth
has 2 x 108 times the mass of the asteroid (1036) Ganymed, the largest body that
crosses its orbit. In contrast, the asteroids and KBOs are members of populations
with a shared orbital space, in which no member so dominates the others by mass.
The two largest asteroids, Ceres and Pallas, differ in mass by a factor of about 4
(Kovacevic and Kuzmanoski 2005, Goffin 2001), and the largest known KBO
(UB313) has only about twice the mass of Pluto. Our solar system has no
intermediate cases between solitary bodies (planets) and members of populations,
defined in this way.
I certainly hope you were being facetious with your reference to a child's imagination determining a planet. My kids might draw the moon, but it isn't a planet. Furthermore, I doubt any kids are dwelling on the cosmic significance of Pluto (the dwarf planet, not Mickey's dog).