Great idea Psyclist!
Movie of the Year: Borat [not the best, but the most significant]
TV Show of the Year: The OC [again, not the best, but ask anyone aged 18-28 about it...for the record, I think it sucks on a whole new level, but now is not the time to go into just how much it sucks, which again, it does]
Book of the Year: State of Denial, By Bob Woodward
Actor/Actress of the Year: Angelina Jolie, for her work in Darfur, proving that celebrities aren't all useless, just most of them.
Internet/Fad Site of the Year: AmericasDebate.com, the best in online political debate
Person Who Got His/Her 15 Minutes of Fame: Kevin Federline, whoever the hell that is.
Sports Team of the Year: The University of Texas Longhorns, for winning earlier this year's National Championship in stunning fashion
Athlete of the Year: Tiger Woods, won two majors and 10 other tournaments, including 6 in a row.
Video Game of the Year: Whatever George Bush is playing, it's has to be pretty good to take his attention from Iraq.
Most/Least Significant Politician: George W. Bush/Mark Foley [mmmmm, significant, how big is my significance?]
Most/Least Significant Political Event (Domestic): The Midterm Elections/Dick Cheney shoots a guy in the face
Most/Least Significant International Political Event: The Iraq War Goes Vietnam/Hugo Chavez calls the President "El Diablo"
Most/Least Significant News Event: See "Most Significant Political Event"/Any Amber Alert
Most Important Business Event: Ken Lay merges with Hell Inc.
Sports Event of the Year: Barry Bonds becomes the first baseball player on steroids to pass Babe Ruth on the all-time home run list
Health Event of the Year: Woman receives successful face transplant
Society/Cultural Event of the Year: The NYC Health Board bans transfat, welcome to the society of Mommy Government
Technological Event of the Year: BMW that parks itself [this is the kinda stuff that we're warned about in Terminator I, II and III]
Science Event of the Year: Woman receives a FACE TRANSPLANT [I think that's worthy of two awards]
Military Event of the Year: The Iraqi Military Campaign
Legal Event of the Year: The Constitution was nearly amended to ban flag burning
Entertainment Event of the Year: Kevin Federline and Brittany Spears form the stupidest couple in the history of humanity
Offbeat Event of the Year: Mark Foley bravely triumphs over alcoholism
Man of the Year: Saddam Hussein, without whom, the war would not be possible
Woman of the Year: Nancy Pelosi, the first female Speaker of the House
Bonehead of the Year: Donald Rumsfeld, who announced that Iraq wasn't going well...five days ago
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