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QUOTE(Aquilla @ Feb 1 2008, 02:28 PM) 
I don't know if this belongs here or in the political joke thread......
Ann Coulter endorses Hillary over McCain.
What can I say? Perhaps an adjoining room for Annie and Britney?
Aquilla
Ann Coulter endorses Hillary over McCain.
What can I say? Perhaps an adjoining room for Annie and Britney?
Aquilla
Wow. Well, that should cinch it for McCain if Hillary gets the Democratic nomination.
OK, everyone, have a laugh on us. Everyone knows that when it rains in Southern California (as it does, regardless of the silly song), people all of a sudden forget how to drive. 
Yesterday, I had to go south on the 710 freeway to my physical therapy appt, and traffic was at a standstill. I finally found out why - looky loos. There was a wreck on the other side of the freeway. In the paper today was the headline:
Banana Truck Slips on Freeway
Some stuff you just can't make up!
Yesterday, I had to go south on the 710 freeway to my physical therapy appt, and traffic was at a standstill. I finally found out why - looky loos. There was a wreck on the other side of the freeway. In the paper today was the headline:Banana Truck Slips on Freeway
Some stuff you just can't make up!
Flashlight submachine gun
Okay, it's comedy noir. But I can't stop laughing. Europeans? Canadians? What do ya think? "Gotta be ready for some action when you're walking your dog or getting the mail".
God Bless America.
Okay, it's comedy noir. But I can't stop laughing. Europeans? Canadians? What do ya think? "Gotta be ready for some action when you're walking your dog or getting the mail".
God Bless America.
QUOTE(Mrs. Pigpen @ Mar 6 2008, 03:53 PM)
Flashlight submachine gun
Okay, it's comedy noir. But I can't stop laughing. Europeans? Canadians? What do ya think? "Gotta be ready for some action when you're walking your dog or getting the mail".
God Bless America.
Okay, it's comedy noir. But I can't stop laughing. Europeans? Canadians? What do ya think? "Gotta be ready for some action when you're walking your dog or getting the mail".
God Bless America.
I think I had one of those in a "spy" briefcase toy as a little kid!
QUOTE(Mrs. Pigpen @ Mar 6 2008, 09:53 PM)
Flashlight submachine gun
Okay, it's comedy noir. But I can't stop laughing. Europeans? Canadians? What do ya think? "Gotta be ready for some action when you're walking your dog or getting the mail".
God Bless America.
Okay, it's comedy noir. But I can't stop laughing. Europeans? Canadians? What do ya think? "Gotta be ready for some action when you're walking your dog or getting the mail".
God Bless America.
Well, I want one!
(which means its probably a good thing I'll never get the chance to own one)
Weirdest news....EVER.
What, the head shop wasn't good enough?
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Three teenagers were arrested after two of them told police they dug up a secluded grave north of Houston, removed the skull from the coffin and converted it into a marijuana bong. Google News
What, the head shop wasn't good enough?
Spicoli from fast times at Ridgemont high "dude- i am so high- that was my skull!"
This is full of awesome.
Beware the Whale Tail Gang?
Police in Colorado hunt for robbers who wore women's thongs as masks
One man wore a green thong and the other wore blue. Each thong barely covered the man's nose, mouth and chin and left the rest of his face exposed. One also wore a pink backpack in which he stuffed the stolen items.
Did they steal the thongs too, or do they have full-figured girlfriends? Bwahaha!
Beware the Whale Tail Gang?
Police in Colorado hunt for robbers who wore women's thongs as masks
One man wore a green thong and the other wore blue. Each thong barely covered the man's nose, mouth and chin and left the rest of his face exposed. One also wore a pink backpack in which he stuffed the stolen items.
Did they steal the thongs too, or do they have full-figured girlfriends? Bwahaha!
I know some of you won't find this funny, but I thought it was hilarious.
Tuesday night John McCain was droning his way through a major speech in Louisiana.
Although Barack Obama lost South Carolina, MSNBC, and I think CNN, snapped McCain off in mid-sentence, like the disposable ends of a fresh green bean, by announce "breaking news." Obama was over the top.
I'm still laughing at being relieved of McCain's speech.
Tuesday night John McCain was droning his way through a major speech in Louisiana.
Although Barack Obama lost South Carolina, MSNBC, and I think CNN, snapped McCain off in mid-sentence, like the disposable ends of a fresh green bean, by announce "breaking news." Obama was over the top.
I'm still laughing at being relieved of McCain's speech.
An amazing story about a man who climbed Mt. Everest. And he's GAY, no wait, I'm sorry, I mean he's BLIND.
AND----
If you enjoy making fun of models as much as I do....check this out.
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If you enjoy making fun of models as much as I do....check this out.
Apparently John McCain split his pants trying to duck walk on and off the stage to Chuck Berry’s “Johnny B. Good.” McCain recently switched his arrival and departure tune to Abba’s “Take a Chance on Me.” Hey, McCain has outsourced his campaign song to Sweden. How un-American.
Meanwhile, Chuck Berry, who was never very political, has endorsed Barack Obama.
http://www.reuters.com/article/politicsNew...me=politicsNews
While Berry hasn't been political, he has been an astute businessman. Hopefully, has kept track of McCain’s desecration of “Johnny B. Goode” and will charge the Republican campaign appropriate use and misuse royalties.
Meanwhile, Chuck Berry, who was never very political, has endorsed Barack Obama.
http://www.reuters.com/article/politicsNew...me=politicsNews
While Berry hasn't been political, he has been an astute businessman. Hopefully, has kept track of McCain’s desecration of “Johnny B. Goode” and will charge the Republican campaign appropriate use and misuse royalties.
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