I don't think this case will ever see the inside of a courtroom, or even an out-of-court settlement. The child identified the lighter, but apparently had no idea about the pot or pipe. Traumatized by a lighter? Come on. I doubt there would have been trauma had the child known what the other stuff was.
But then, I suppose if you get a good lawyer . . .
And after the finger in the chili incident, maybe the parents planted the pot. That possibility should be examined.
No no no no, I don't smuk it no more . . . but it would have been tempting. Pipe, bag, lighter? Sheesh. Then I'd be running around with an illegal grin. But I'm back to freelancing, and nobody cares as long as the work's done correctly.
That could develop into a problem. I might want to bang on my drum all day instead of working. Well, play guitar in my case. Yeah man, lots of Deadhead stuff, crank it! pfffffffftttt
Heh. Glad it didn't happen to me

PS, Lydia likes a kid's meal now and then when the low grease light comes on.