I came across
this article on Drudge today and it was just too good to pass up.

It's pretty short, but the basic deal is that this woman was looped to the gills, falling down stinking drunk and took exceptoin to a police officer refusing to take her statement. So, what's she do? She goes over and starts making faces at the policeman's dog (he was a K-9 officer).

Now, this isn't just drunk, this is flat out stupid and luckily for her the dog was better trained than she was.
Back when I was a kid, I had a paper route in my neighborhood where a couple of retired MP K-9's lived - they'd served in Korea. One of them, a German Shepard named Nicolas was the dang biggest Shepard I've ever seen. We didn't have any leash laws in those days and he roamed free in his front yard. Every day when I showed up with the paper, he'd charge out to me and grab it out of my hand, right next to my hand and take it up to the front porch. Even when I wasn't delivering papers I learned to make sure and carry something to give to Nick if I was going to be walking past his house. See? He trained me.
When I was in Columbus, Ohio doing satellite uplinks on the 2004 election, the Columbus police brought by a bomb-sniffing dog to check all the sat trucks parked at the courthouse. He was a gorgeous black Belgian shepard and just as he was done checking my truck, a little girl passing by on the sidewalk with her mother broke away and ran up to hug the dog. Naturally mommy freaked, but the police officer assured her it was ok. He was right, that dog just sat there smiling as that little girl hugged on him. Then, back to work and he moved on to the next truck.
Man's best friend? No doubt about it.
Aquilla