Britney wants fans to name new album

So, what should Britney call it? (Amy Winehouse has already used "Rehab".)

It might be fun to suggest names for the next project of all sorts of celebrities - don't feel you have to restrict yourselves to recording artists.

For example, what might Mel Gibson's next film be called?

What might the headline title be for President Bush;s new speech, or Barrack Obama's for that matter?

What might the title be for Tony Blair's anticipated autobiography?

Name someone in the public eye, and suggest something funny and/or pithy to call their next big project

thoughts please - You don't have to be kind, but you do have to comply with the Rules.

My starter for 10:

• Britney's next album - Scalped and Stoned or How Not to Split Up from that Impulse Marriage Partner
• Paris Hilton's post-prison comeback short - Thirty Feet in Paris (Fun with Endoscopes)
• Mel Gibson's next film - Gilgamesh - an action thriller in a language so old not even the academics understand it
• Bush's next Big Idea - the War On The Tide Going Out (Wottgo, for short)
• Tony Blair's book title - I Am Always Right, Especially When I'm Wrong
• Will Ferrel's next movie - Anything where he gets to be gay without having to come out
• Peter Jackson's next film - The Bible (one film for each book; Leviticus should be a gripper As with the real thing, we'll all be long dead before any of us see Revelations)
• JK Rowling's next book - Harry Potter and the Improbable Resurrection
• George Lucas' next film - We've Got Company, and I've Got A Baaaad Feeling About It The life story of Palpatine, whose last name turns out to be Skywalker as well.
• David Chase's next television project... Um. Let me see... er, season 12 of The Sopranos. Episode 439: Chocolate Stains. Tony gets into a fight at the old folks home and bursts his colostomy bag.

So, what should Britney call it?

Help!


For example, what might Mel Gibson's next film be called?

Torture, mutilation, death.

How about: Let This Be The Talentless Hack's Last Album

Hump Day (interpreted as you will)

How about "Boozed-Up Bimbo Meets Bill W"? (hopefully)
or,
"Britney Learns the 12 Step(s)"

The next Stephen King novel: The Writer Who Needed an Editor: Part One of Twelve: The Incredibly Thick Book

The next Rolling Stones album: Yeah, We're Old Enough to be Your Grandparents, but We're Still Cooler Than You Ever Were

Oddly, the next books by Jeb Bush and Hilary Clinton will have the same title. Just Forget the Last Name, OK?

Name someone in the public eye, and suggest something funny and/or pithy to call their next big project.

Britney Spears: White Trash Wealthy
Hillary Clinton: I Am My Own Husband
Barack Obama: Memoirs of a Brother... Honest.
Paris Hilton: Can't Keep It... I Mean, Me... Down.
Joseph Biden: How to Lose an Election In 10 Easy Words or Less
JK Rowling: Harry Potter, Episode 1: The Phantom Menace.

George Allen - ordering in a restaurant - "Hold the Macacca, Please". As inept as Allen appeared in the last election, ordering in a restaurant might be considered a "project." We have to get the guy something he can manage.

Tom DeLay - He has a new book. It should be retitled - The I, I Used to Be.

Former Republican Congressman Mark Foley has still not found work. He has applied to Dateline NBC's "To Catch a Predator." The title of his resume is Experience Matters.

Jimmy Swaggart's - new sermon - Where are Jesus and Jerry Lee When You Really Need Them?.

Hillary Clinton: Payin' The Cost to Be the Boss

Congressman Mark Foley: Boy Crazy

Lindsay Lohan: Party Time Is Anytime and Anytime is Party Time

Paris Hilton: Dip Me in Honey and Feed Me to the Lesbians

Barack Obama/Walk On Water

Anna Nicole Smith/I'll Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)

Britney Spears/The White Trash Album

George W. Bush/The Great Satan

Barack Obama: I'm black Obama, No really!

Hillary Clinton: Hypothetical This! (you would only understand this if you watched the debates)

Mike Nifong: Dealing from the bottom: Why the race card won't always work

Brittney Spears: Oops I'm pregnant again.

Lebron James: There is no 'I' in one man team

Michael Vick: In the dog house

Al Gore: Do as I say...

Dennis Kucinich: How to get freaky women when you aren't

I was with you until you took a slam on Will Farrel. That just aint cool.




OR how about this title for her autobiography: Britney Spears: I Turned Nothing into Something Or, her new album could be called, "If You Are The Type to Buy This, I've Got Some Swamp Land in Florida to Sell You As Well" (maybe it's a little lengthy)

Paris Hilton's biography (written after she hits rock bottom and her life is in ruins) --- Too Bad Andrew Carnegie Wasn't My Dad

Why Are You Looking At Me? Don't you have a life?

First Single: For Chris'sake I'm A New Mother, I Make Mistakes
Second Single: You Live My Life And See If You Don't Drink
Third Single: Stage Mother, Mother *****r!