
Thanks everyone. I spent the day in the lotus position in blissful serenity thinking kind happy happy joy joy thoughts of how best to bring peace, tranquility and free cable to all my fellow human beings.
Too much of that crap made my head hurt so instead I popped in the
Deathproof DVD and zoned out with some mindless sex and violence. Yay!
No, I'm not 99 years old and I don't ever want to be 99 years old. There's enough candles on my cake as it is to qualify as a major fire hazard.