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A controversial Virginia lawmaker is trying to introduce new legislation to ban rubber testicles from being fitted to the back of trucks.
Lionel Spruill, known for his failed attempt in 2005 to ban baggy pants, says the motivation for his latest idea came from a constituent.
The man complained that he had been left speechless when his six-year-old daughter spotted a pair and asked him what they were.
Mr Spruill agreed to act: "I said, 'Sir, I'm going to be the laughing stock, but I'm going to do it'," he told the Virginian-Pilot.
Truck drivers who sport fake testicles on the back of their vehicles would risk a $250 fine under his proposal
Lionel Spruill, known for his failed attempt in 2005 to ban baggy pants, says the motivation for his latest idea came from a constituent.
The man complained that he had been left speechless when his six-year-old daughter spotted a pair and asked him what they were.
Mr Spruill agreed to act: "I said, 'Sir, I'm going to be the laughing stock, but I'm going to do it'," he told the Virginian-Pilot.
Truck drivers who sport fake testicles on the back of their vehicles would risk a $250 fine under his proposal
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We've all seen them, those, ahem, rubber naughty bits that hang from trailer hitches. They're tasteless, crude and the absolute funniest thing you've ever seen while driving. According to Virginia State Delegate Lionel Spruill, they may also be dangerous. Though sold under many names, Truck Nuts is what we know them as, and some are claiming they cause potentially dangerous distractions on the road. (We've blurred the above image of Truck Nuts so you don't get distracted and bang your head on the keyboard while web surfing.) We've also heard the argument that they create long, awkward moments between parents and children when little Susie asks, "What's that, Daddy?" Soon they'll be causing long, awkward moments among Viriginia's lawmakers when Spruill submits a bill to ban Truck Nuts in Virginia
Questions for debate:
Should the US Government be involved in the gratuitous and potentially dangerous neutering of Americas trucks?
How else could you tell a male truck from a female truck?
What size Truck Nuts do you display?
QUOTE(BaphometsAdvocate @ Jan 17 2008, 07:14 AM) 
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A controversial Virginia lawmaker is trying to introduce new legislation to ban rubber testicles from being fitted to the back of trucks.
Lionel Spruill, known for his failed attempt in 2005 to ban baggy pants, says the motivation for his latest idea came from a constituent.
The man complained that he had been left speechless when his six-year-old daughter spotted a pair and asked him what they were.
Mr Spruill agreed to act: "I said, 'Sir, I'm going to be the laughing stock, but I'm going to do it'," he told the Virginian-Pilot.
Truck drivers who sport fake testicles on the back of their vehicles would risk a $250 fine under his proposal
Lionel Spruill, known for his failed attempt in 2005 to ban baggy pants, says the motivation for his latest idea came from a constituent.
The man complained that he had been left speechless when his six-year-old daughter spotted a pair and asked him what they were.
Mr Spruill agreed to act: "I said, 'Sir, I'm going to be the laughing stock, but I'm going to do it'," he told the Virginian-Pilot.
Truck drivers who sport fake testicles on the back of their vehicles would risk a $250 fine under his proposal
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We've all seen them, those, ahem, rubber naughty bits that hang from trailer hitches. They're tasteless, crude and the absolute funniest thing you've ever seen while driving. According to Virginia State Delegate Lionel Spruill, they may also be dangerous. Though sold under many names, Truck Nuts is what we know them as, and some are claiming they cause potentially dangerous distractions on the road. (We've blurred the above image of Truck Nuts so you don't get distracted and bang your head on the keyboard while web surfing.) We've also heard the argument that they create long, awkward moments between parents and children when little Susie asks, "What's that, Daddy?" Soon they'll be causing long, awkward moments among Viriginia's lawmakers when Spruill submits a bill to ban Truck Nuts in Virginia
Questions for debate:
Should the US Government be involved in the gratuitous and potentially dangerous neutering of Americas trucks?
How else could you tell a male truck from a female truck?
What size Truck Nuts do you display?
First off, I am glad that it isn't the US Government, though it wouldn't surprise me!
Secondly, you bring up a good point, I would just assume the truck was a female truck if it didn't have daddy parts!
Finally, mine just so happens to be a female truck, so my truck does not display Truck Nuts, but it does have one nice set of head lamps! (Can I say that here!?!)
Questions for debate:
Should the US Government be involved in the gratuitous and potentially dangerous neutering of Americas trucks?
I believe that should the need arise, said neutering must be left to the truck drivers, because they are the only ones capable of such a feat. Who else possesses the strength, courage, and steely will required to tame four tons of wild engine? When a truck needs to be put down, leave the job to the truckers. A freshly neutered truck, after all, can be dangerous.
How else could you tell a male truck from a female truck?
For shame! Don't tell me that you're so callous as to be incapable of distinguishing between the genders?
Here's a hint:
Take the truck out to a nice dinner, and a romantic...roll? drive?...along the beach. Just talk. if you feel a connection, anything at all, then you should know its gender well enough,
(a joke, mainly, but if you've seen some of those truckers with their trucks...
)What size Truck Nuts do you display?
I do not own a truck, regrettably. THis article, however, does make me want to reconsider...imagine! Roving around in your big ol' eighteen-wheeler, your flabby rubber testicles careening in the wind...what a life that would be!
QUOTE(akalae @ Jan 17 2008, 11:01 AM)
Questions for debate:
Should the US Government be involved in the gratuitous and potentially dangerous neutering of Americas trucks?
I believe that should the need arise, said neutering must be left to the truck drivers, because they are the only ones capable of such a feat. Who else possesses the strength, courage, and steely will required to tame four tons of wild engine? When a truck needs to be put down, leave the job to the truckers. A freshly neutered truck, after all, can be dangerous.
How else could you tell a male truck from a female truck?
For shame! Don't tell me that you're so callous as to be incapable of distinguishing between the genders?
Here's a hint:
Take the truck out to a nice dinner, and a romantic...roll? drive?...along the beach. Just talk. if you feel a connection, anything at all, then you should know its gender well enough,
(a joke, mainly, but if you've seen some of those truckers with their trucks... )
What size Truck Nuts do you display?
I do not own a truck, regrettably. THis article, however, does make me want to reconsider...imagine! Roving around in your big ol' eighteen-wheeler, your flabby rubber testicles careening in the wind...what a life that would be!
Should the US Government be involved in the gratuitous and potentially dangerous neutering of Americas trucks?
I believe that should the need arise, said neutering must be left to the truck drivers, because they are the only ones capable of such a feat. Who else possesses the strength, courage, and steely will required to tame four tons of wild engine? When a truck needs to be put down, leave the job to the truckers. A freshly neutered truck, after all, can be dangerous.
How else could you tell a male truck from a female truck?
For shame! Don't tell me that you're so callous as to be incapable of distinguishing between the genders?
Here's a hint:
Take the truck out to a nice dinner, and a romantic...roll? drive?...along the beach. Just talk. if you feel a connection, anything at all, then you should know its gender well enough,
(a joke, mainly, but if you've seen some of those truckers with their trucks...
)What size Truck Nuts do you display?
I do not own a truck, regrettably. THis article, however, does make me want to reconsider...imagine! Roving around in your big ol' eighteen-wheeler, your flabby rubber testicles careening in the wind...what a life that would be!
Oh, don't be mistaken, these are designed for pickup trucks. You too can still get in on the action without dumping a quarter of a million on the vehicle!
For the sake of rebellion, I might have to pick up a pair!
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