I just dont
care! that this has nothing to do with the topic, I just gotta rant! you know, just
rant!. A little bit.
Greetings from a new computer. Brand new, actually.
It's profoundly frustrating to see all the Hope™ and charisma fizzle out of Barack Obama when I think he would make a better nominee than Hillary Clinton -- or is that a better nominee
without Hillary Clinton. At this point, he hardly has legs to stand on.
But it is doubly, deeply, disastrously distressing to see these two democrats fork each other's eyes out with no regard to what this mindless turf war will mean for the rest of the nation when it puts the Republican Party -- after a
d-d-decade! of scandalous insanity -- back onto the gears of power. I mean, My God, the AMBITION!
The democratic party is the political tragedy of the modern world. Never before in human history has a single nation had so much power and promise relative to its 186 global neighbors, but all that promise and power is for naught if we can't have at least two working, useful, constructive parties capable of keeping the other in check. I mean, for all intents in purposes, we're becoming a single-party state. And conservative values aren't served when the conservative party is the only gang in town. You need competition, you really do.
Which begs the question: Why are we democrats incapable of winning? What's that line, democrats fall in love, republicans fall in line?
Let me rewind and try to remember where I was going with this. Right. The following is from the voice of Elizabeth Edwards:
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The press decides what's valuable and what's not valuable for us to know . . . . John Yoo wrote a Memo authorizing torture, saying that torture was all right for the U.S. to engage in. From Salon's Glenn Greenwald: news articles in the last 30 days -- being backed up until April 5, when he wrote his article: John Yoo and torture -- 102 articles. Obama and bowling -- more than 1,000. Clinton and Lewinsky -- this is in 2008 -- more than 1,000. And Obama and Wright -- more than they could count -- they stopped counting at 3,000. We're really not paying attention to what we need to.
Seriously! America's attention span is to our politics what Alcohol is to a teenage driver. We can't see what's coming, let alone react to it in time, and well, WERTZ IM CALLING YOU OUT:
Its voters like you who are slowly dissolving the democrat's prospects in 2008. Voters who are so blinded by this media-driven spectacle of contrived outrage and personified politics that we've all but forgotten why we're in this. I've been pretty p-o'd at Hillary, too, so I've fallen for the trap, too, but how can we take two ideological similar politicians and well, OK...
Here's a short, off-the-cusp list of what we've lost over the past 8 years:
New Orleans
The Twin Towers
Our standing in the world
A multi-trillion dollar surplus turned into a 9-trillion dollar deficit
The liquidity of our major financial corporations
The strength of our dollar
The lives of countless Iraqi citizens, alongside 4,000 + Americans in not one, but two poorly-led, poorly-planned wars
Habeas Corpus
Imagine you are a sitting congressman, a GOP rep in the house who was elected shortly before all this stuff went down. For the past 8 years you, like many of your democratic colleagues across the aisle, have been writing checks to special interests groups, spending your time as you please, paying absolutely no heed to the impending crises coming to thwack America out of her geopolitical orbit. The country goes to war, loses, the housing market explodes, border security collapses to the point where mafia-like violence claims Mexican border towns like Juarez, the dollar sinks so low that the Ghanaian dollar is now worth more than the American dollar, and North Korea gets the bomb.
Then, after all that, the country re-elects John McCain and the Republican party simply because Hillary Clinton cries in a diner, whereas Barack Obama orders orange juice when he eats at a diner.
I mean, if I were that hardly-hypothetical congressman, I would wake up from my suburban DC slumber is tears of laughter every single night! Is there a better, more frivolous job than US congressman? It's like being a security guard at K-Mart, except that you don't have to actually stop security threats -- just talk a lot about stopping them -- and you get to play more golf. Plus you get your picture in the paper.
All you have to do is make sure you don't stop wearing your flag lapel pin, and oh yeah, don't say anything that could be construed as "elitist" by your fellow multi-million dollar opponents.
I mean, we Americans, we've ruined it. There was once a time when a scandal or -gate meant someone in power had broken the law. Tea Pot Dome, for instance. Scandals meant something back then. What happened to us?
Comin to a conclusion, now: I don't care if you're the staunchest libertarian who revels in seeing Obama flounder, or the most enthusiastic Obama supporter who gains something from Hillary's gaffes. The question I have for everyone is this: What kind of country are we going to be if we keep coming on AD and turning on CNN and firing up the comment sections to discuss whether or not Obama wears a flag pin, or why Hillary Clinton lied about Bosnia? We deserve to be smitten with meteorites, one whole galactic-sized skittles packet of meteorites, poured out like a bag of marbles across this country. I'd elaborate more on what I think God should reasonably do to America, but then one day, if I decide to run for president, anything I say will be trumped up and insinuated and pieced together into a wildly stupid diversion. So I'll spare you guys.
Last thought: At this point in the evolution of our mass media, elections have become less a process through which leaders are chosen than a cultural ritual in which the ever-constricting lines of political correctness are re-inforced and tightened.
And so many of you enlightened conservatives who peer down your noses at politcal correctness when it involves race or gender are the first to feign outrage when a bunch of Internet liberals call Patreaus Betray-Us, or Barack Obama stops wearing a lapel pin.
Grow up America. You're really turning out to be a stink bomb. I don't know much about what the 21st century portends, but I'm having a hard time imagining that this wonderful 8 years is the dawn of another
American Century! Ha! Long Live Europe, Africa, Australia, some other "God Blessed" place. If I could curse here I would. Goodnight.
...I kinda wish Joe Biden had won the nomination. Never thought I'd say that.