Just a test to see if I can make a poll work here. Nothing personal to all the liberals who have problems with my food fight analogy.

Edited to add....


Dang! That one worked. Wonder what I did wrong on the other one....

(No strong letter to follow to Mike)

Aquilla

Sweet. Who else picked cole slaw?

I've never thrown food, but it seems to me that cottage cheese or gravy might be fun.

Why isn't yogurt on the list?

Whatever happened to McCain's out-of-wedlock baby?

Popcorn.

Peas. My sons used to throw them from the highchair. It looked like fun.

Grapes!!

Hmmm... very small stones?

I chose mashed potatoes, but only because Jello and pumpkin pie weren't on the list. Anyone who's ever been in a food fight knows the importance of jello.

Considering your obsession with food Aquilla, I just have to ask a question. Has your wife put you on a diet, perhaps NutraSystem?

I nulled my vote. I would like to put Dan Marino and his TV friends in the alley and throw boxes of NutraSlop at them.

I chose BBQ beef. It seems to have the mass for accurate, long range tosses, but still messy enough for affect!

I like to throw conservatives- but I get in trouble for abusing the mentally challenged.

It is still accurate to call them food though- mostly vegetables and closet fruits anyway.

I nulled my vote. I don't throw food. I would rather give it to the homeless and needy.

Wasting perfectly good food is a sin.

So if I threw a conservative brain dead vegetable or closeted fruit then it is a sin? Man, I am SOOO going to hell.

Geez folks, I really only made this thread as a test post to see what I had done wrong in another poll I tried to make. I didn't expect it to get quite this much attention. But hey, whatever works and food fights are fun. Some great suggestions, particularly in the dairy products area. Even a food fight needs a balanced diet. I loved the cottage cheese suggestion from PE and UJ's yogurt idea rocks! Throwing yogurt adds "culture" to the fight..... (Sorry about that)

And, BoF, no I'm not on a diet, never have been. I'm actually about 20 pounds below my playing weight in college and if anything my wife worries that I don't eat enough. When you don't eat a lot, you want what you do eat to be really good. I'm a pretty good cook, but my wife is a spectacular one. Our favorite television station is the Food Channel. Every dish you find in The GOP Restaurant has been created in our kitchen. So yeah, I have a passion for good food and I like politics. What could be better than combining the two? This entire Democrat primary fight is a perfect thing for that. I'm not calling for a riot in my hometown of Denver, but a good old-fashioned food fight might be fun. I might even watch that on TV and record "Diners, Drive-ins and Dives".

Aquilla

When I worked in the hostel at Lake Louise a couple of cooks spilled out of the cafe's kitchen one night in the midst of a butter fight... It was a violation of innumerable health codes and company policies... but looked like fun.

Brussel sprouts. Perfect for across the cafeteria bombs. I was aiming for a friend of mine once and put one in her coffee. Fortunately she forgave me. - and NT, no one would eat those anyway.

Pie.