QUOTE(akaCG @ Jun 28 2012, 09:37 PM)
QUOTE(Curmudgeon @ Jun 28 2012, 07:39 PM)
That's an "editorial/opinion/commentary/blog piece
a NEWS story.
The purpose of this thread is for all of us to have lots of fun by posting hyperlinked real-life HEADLINES (and only headlines; i.e. no quoted excerpts and stuff) of real-life NEWS articles (not editorial/opinion/commentary/blog pieces) that are so absurd/ridiculous/uproariously humorous/etc. that they could have just as easily come from The Onion.
I thought this was a conversation and not a PASS/FAIL test to see if I could remain employed!
I heard the quotation on the television behind me and did a search for:
Rand Paul: It's Not Constitutional Just Because The Supreme Court Says So
The search returned 15,500,000 results. As you did not want us to quote excerpts, etc., I presumed that you wanted a straightforward one line unexplained link such as you usually post. Therefore I did not bother to search, read, and edit revery link on the Internet! If you think I intend to read through that many articles to find an article that meets your criteria, you have a very inflated opinion of my need to please your ego... I am certain that when I see the same article, headline, etc. repeated that many times that the idiot actually said "Just because a couple people on the Supreme Court declare something to be 'constitutional' does not make it so." ( LINK )
OOPS! I researched it, found other links, quoted excerpts. Yep! I really am failing this stupid class teacher. Now why don't you take a beer to the teachers lounge and go on strike!