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Favorite of all time?

Bush: 'Our Long National Nightmare Of Peace And Prosperity Is Finally Over'

That of course refers to the first Republican minority POTUS in the 21st century. The second one's actual headlines are better than any fictional ones. Sad.

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While perusing the comments on an article about the 10/1/17 mass shooting in Las Vegas, ran across these Onion gems:

"‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens"

"NRA Says Mass Shootings Just The Unfortunate Price Of Protecting People’s Freedom To Commit Mass Shootings"

"This Shooting Isn’t About Gun Control We Refuse To Pass, It’s About Access To Mental Health Care We’re Continuing To Gut"

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