I have this image in my head with Robert Palmer and his "girls," you know, the skinny ones with the slicked-back hairdos, smoldering eyes, blood-red lips, short black dresses, who have obviously no idea how to play guitar but are his back drop.
Replace
those girls with some Anna Nicole Smith lookalikes doing the same thing. And have Palmer singing,
"...Might as well face it, you're addicted to
food!"
Emotionally addicted, I mean. Chocolate ice cream being almost as good as mother's love. Ogling those big fat hamburgers on T.V. like some beefcake boy in Playgirl. How can something nonsexual be so sexy?
That's the problem. We WANT this kind of food, even though we "hate ourselves in the morning" when the scale sits neglected on the bathroom floor because we're too ashamed to step on it.
No, I refuse to blame the fast food corporations or the tube or the magazines or the radio commercials for what is
my problem.
But when you are
light years away from what is considered the "ideal" in attractiveness, why try? All of the water, carrot sticks and celery stalks in the world are not going to put me into a size 6. If I try this, and start power walking for exercise tomorrow, I might live longer, but I guess I am really not convinced that I will be living "better." The lure of immediate gratification is my downfall.
Like my brother says (and not only him), Eat right, exercise regularly, DIE ANYWAY.
It's only when we experience numbness or tingling on one side of our body, our speech slurs, or our heart starts pounding in our chest like a sledgehammer and we're sweating like there's no tomorrow that we realize the immediate gratification routine is not only stupid but potentially fatal.
So does anybody have any ideas to make fruits, vegetables and exercise
sexy?
But
a propos to the question posed, I guess the fruit and vegetable growers and their associations do not have the enormous advertising budgets that McDonald's and the other McFast food corporations do.

There isn't as much immediate profit to be had in fruits and vegetables.