I'm a bad American - this pretty much sums it up for me.  I like big trucks, big boats, big houses, and naturally pretty women.  

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some midlevel gonernmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts squirting out babies.  

I don't care about appearing compassionate.

I think playing with toy guns doesn't make you a killer.  I believe ignoring your kids and giving them Prozac might.

I think I'm doing better than the homeless.

I don't htink being a minority makes you noble or victimized.  I have the right not to be tolerant of others because they are different, weird or make me mad.  This is my life to live, and not necessarily up to others expectations.  I know what SEX is and there are no varying degrees of it.  

I don't celebrate Kwanzaa.  But if you want to that's fine with em, I just don't feel like everyone should have to.

I believe that if you are selling me a Dairy Queen shake, a pack of cigarettes, or a hotel room you do it in English.  As a matter of fact, if you are an American citizen you should speak English.  My uncles and forefathers shouldn't have had to die in vain so you can leave the countries you were born in to disrepect ours, and make us bend to your will.  Get over it.  

I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry *** NOTICE: THIS WORD IS AGAINST THE RULES. FAILURE TO REMOVE IT WILL RESULT IN A STRIKE. *** if you're running from them after they tell you to stop.  If you can't understand the word "freeze" of "stop" in English, see the previous lines.  I don't use the excuse "It's for the children" as a shile for unpopular opinions or actions.

I know how to count votes and I feel much safer letting a machine with no political affiliation do a recount when needed.  I know what the definition of lying is, and it isn't based on the word "is" - ever.

I don't think that just because you were not born in this country you qualify for any special loan programs, gov't sponsored bank loans, etc, so you can open up a 7-eleven, hotel, trinket shop or anything else while the indigenous people can't get past a high school education because they can't afford it.

I didn't take the initiative in inventing the Internet.  I thought the Taco Bell dog was funny.

I want them to bring back safe and sane fireworks.

I believe that no one ever died because of something Ozzy Osbourne, Ice-T, or Marilyn Manson sang, but that doesn't mean I want to listen to that crap from someone else's car when I'm stopped at a red light, but I respect your right to.

I think that beling a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster or Jack in the Box.

I dont want to eat or drink anything with the words light, lite or fat-free on the package.  

Our soldiers did not go to some foreign country and risk thier lives in vain and defend our Constitution so that decades later you can tell me it's a living document ever changing and is open to interpretation.  The guys who wrote it were light years ahead of anyone today, and they meant what they said - now leave the document alone, or theres going to be trouble.

I don't hate the rich.  I help the poor.  I know wrestling is fake.  I've never owned, or was a slave, and a large percentage of our forefathers weren't wealthy enough to own on either.  Please stop blaming me because some prior white people were idiots - and remember, tons of white, Indian, Chinese and other races have been enslaved, too - it was wrong for every one of them.

I believe a self-righteous liberal Democrat with a cause is more dangerous than a Hell's Angel with an attitude.

I want to know exactly which church is it where the "Reverend" Jesse Jackson preaches, and what exactly, is his job function.

I own a gun, you can own a gun, any red blooded American should be allowed to own a gun, but if you use it in a crime, then you will serve the time.

I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continue to make more.  If it makes you mad, then invent the next operating system that's better and put your name on the building.  Ask you buddy that invented the Internet to help you.

I don't believe in crime legislation.  Even suggesting it makes me mad.

You're telling me that someone who is a minority, gay, disabled, another nationality, or otherwise different from the mainstream of this country has more value as a human being than I do as a white male.  If someone kills anyone, I'd say that it's a hate crime.  We don't need more laws!  Let's enforce the ones we have!

I think that turkey bacon, turkey beef, turkey fake anything sucks.  I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child- it takes a parent with the guts to stand up to the kid and spank his butt and say "NO!" when it's necessary to do so.  I'll admit that the only movie that ever made me cry was "Ole Yeller".  

I will not be frowned upon or be looked down upon or be made to keep silet becuase I have these beliefs and opinons.  I thought this country allowed me that right.  I will not conform or compromise just to keep from hurting somebody's feelings.  I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the mainstream media would like the world to believe otherwise.  Yes, I guess by some people's definition I'm a bad American.

But that's tough.