"It's Friday...you ain't got a job...you ain't got *** NOTICE: THIS WORD IS AGAINST THE RULES. FAILURE TO REMOVE IT WILL RESULT IN A STRIKE. *** to do!... I'm gonna get you high today!"

Chris Tucker in Friday

"Ah-ah, I know what you're thinking punk. You're thinking did he fire six shots or only five? And to tell you the truth I've forgotten myself in all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum - the most powerful hand gun in the world and will blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question--Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk!" Clint Eastwood, "Dirty Harry"

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Various characters through all the Star Wars movies.

I got kicked out of university after delivering a brilliant lecture on the aggressive influence of German philosophy on rock and roll entitled "You, Kant, Always Get What You Want". - Hedwig from Hedwig and the Angry Inch.

"You have broken, what can not be broken" Merlin, Excalibur

"There's no fighting in here. This is the war room!"
President Merkin Muffley (played by Peter Sellers), Dr. Strangelove

This one is obvious: "The name's Bond...James Bond"

"It's amazing how your brain can generate enough energy to move those legs of yours." - Gene Hackman "Superman"

"Listen! You smell that?" - Dan Akroyd "Ghostbusters"

"is it dead?!"

- Rocco, from Boondock Saints, after accidentally shooting his girlfriends cat

"why d'you keep using that word? I do not think it means what you think it means"

Inigo, from the Princess Bride

"There's no crying in baseball! There's no crying in baseball!"
Tom Hanks in A Leage Of Their Own

"Ah, just the pussy(cat) I've been looking for."
Danny Devito in Batman Returns

"I'd give my life to be dead."
"The living dead and the dying living are all the same, cut from the same cloth."
- Rupert Everett in Cemetery Man

"Love knows no boundaries, race or gender. ROCK AND ROLL!!"
- Guitar Wolf in Wild Zero


I'll try to come up with some non zombie related quotes...

Let's keep it clean for these. No bypassing the profanity filter either.

I have lots of movie quotes that I consider "favorites"...

My favorite one-liner is part of the following quote and is in bold print

From The Dark Crystal.
[quote]Chamberlain: Stay! Stay! No, Stay! Stay, am friend. Stay, am friend. Prophecy ... prophecy cause all this trouble.
Jen: That prophecy?
Chamberlain: Yes!
Jen: That's why Skeksis kill Gelfling?
Chamberlain: Yes! Yes, bad mistake! Skeksis afraid, fear Gelfling.
Jen: But, you're a Skeksis.
Chamberlain: But, I am friend, save you from Garthim.
Jen: Why?
Kira: Don't listen to him! It's a trick!
Chamberlain: No, please. Must listen. Am outcast. If I make peace, am outcast no more.
Jen: Will you stop the Garthim attacks?
Chamberlain: Yes! Please. Come to the castle. Please. Show them Gelflings want peace. Show them Gelflings will not harm us. Please ... Please ... Please
Kira: Jen! No!
Chamberlain: Come ... please ...please ...yes please yes
Jen: No!
Chamberlain: No! Wait! Wait, please! Please, wait! Please make peace![/quote]

From Seven Brides For Seven Brothers:
[quote]Adam Pontipee: Yer nuthin but a bunch of lily-livered, chicken-hearted, lick-spitters![/quote]

From Usual Suspects:
[quote]Verbal Kint: Keaton once said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze.[/quote]

From On The Town:
[quote]Lady #1: Then what'd he say?
Lady #2: So I said, "Listen Mr. Gadolphin, I won't work overtime in this office, no matter what...whether it's handling the bookkeeping accounts or you"
Lady #1: Then what'd he say?
Lady #2: So I said, "Listen Mr. Gadolphin, you make one just more pass at me and yours truly is passing right out from the Grand Illusion Girdle Company"
Lady #1: So what'd he say?[/quote]

[quote]Gabey: Taxi, Taxi!
Hilde: Sorry no more fares today, I'm turning in the cab, it's overdue
Chip: Aw, please Mister
(cab driver puts down newspaper to reveal face)
Chip: Hey, he's a girl.  What are you doing driving a cab? The war's over
Hilde: I never give up anything I like. Get in.
(sailors pile in to the back of the cab)
Gabey: The subway station.
Hilde: Huh...it's right over there...you too weak to walk it?
Gabey: No the next one, uptown.
Hilde: Oh all right, but only if HE gets up front[/quote]

From Emperor's New Groove:
[quote]Kuzco: When I give the word, your little town thingy's going ot be bye-bye.  Bye-bye![/quote]

[quote]Kronk: Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco. The poison chosen specially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. That poison?[/quote]

[quote]Yzma: All right, I've had enough of this. Tell us where the talking llama is and we'll burn your house to the ground
Kronk: Uh, don't you mean "or"?
Yzma: *SIGH* Tell us where the talking llama is OR we'll burn your house to the ground.
Chaca: Well, which is it? That seems lika a pretty crucial conjunction.[/quote]

From Billy Madison:
[quote]Billy (to himself): Shampoo is better, I go on first and clean the hair
Billy (to himself):Conditioner is better, I leave hte hir silky and smooth
Billy (to himself): Oh really, fool, really?
Billy (to swan faucet in bathtub): Stop looking at me, swan[/quote]

[quote]Billy: Chlorophyll? More like boraphyll! You got chlorophyll man over here goin on about God knows what! And then you got this girl over here who keeps tellin' me she wants to make out with me. No I will not make out with you! Go ON with the chlorophyll[/quote]

[quote]Mr. Oblaski: Mr. Madison, what you just said is one of the most insanely, idiotic things that I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent reponse were you even close to anything that can be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.[/quote]

From Clue:
[quote]Wadsworth: I'm merely a humble butler.
Col. Mustard: What exactly do you do?
Wadsworth: I buttle, sir. [/quote]

From A Chorus Line:
[quote]Zach: Sheila, do you know the combination?
Sheila: I knew it when I was in the front...[/quote]


Can you tell that I love movies????

One I actually use:

From Princess Bride, of course.

Well, I work all the time. So
never, never again interrupt me.
Okay? I mean, never. Not 30
years from now... not if there's
fire. Not even if you hear a thud
from inside my home and a week
later there's a smell from in
there that can only come from a
decaying body and you have to hold
a hanky against your face because
the stench is so thick you think
you're going to faint even then
don't come knocking or, if it's
election night and you're excited
and want to celebrate because some
fudge-packer you dated has been
elected the first queer President
of the United States... and he's
going to put you up in Camp David
and you just want to share the
moment with someone... don't knock
... not on this door. Not for
anything. Got me. Sweetheart?

Jack Nicholson, As Good As It Gets

"That's right, who's laughing now? Who's laughing now?!"
- Bruce Campbell vs. his right hand in Evil Dead II

Arthur: "Are all men from the future loudmouth braggarts?"
Ash: "Nope, just me baby. Just me."
- Bruce Campbell talks with the primitive screw heads in Army of Darkness

"You have carte blanche, but not a blank check."
- Catriona MacColl in The Beyond


Still no quotes from non-zombie movies...

"You're gonna die, clown!!" Adam Sandler, Happy Gilmore

"Hear me baby, hold together." Harrison Ford, Star Wars

"I only slept with her because I'm in love with you!" James Van Der Beek, Rules of Attraction

I'll add another to Grendel's growing list of zombie movie quotes.

"I kick arse for the lord!" as Father McGruder kicks the head off of an advancing zombie. - Dead Alive

"But I don't care darling, because I love you, and you've got to let me eat your brains!" - Return of the Living Dead

and from my all time favourite zombie flick

"You've got a real nice Ossuary." - Cemetery Man

"I'd give my life to be dead." - Cemetery Man

while not a movie quote one of my favorite quotes is from "king of the hill" by dale:

"Guns don't kill people, the government does!"

"Superstitious? Perhaps. Baloney? Perhaps not." -- Bela Lugosi responding to a skeptical companion in The Black Cat.

"I love dead. Hate living." -- Boris Karloff conversing with Dr. Pretorious in The Bride of Frankenstein.

"He went for a little walk. You should have seen his face." -- an insanely laughing man who has just seen The Mummy emerge from his coffin.

"Even the moon is scared of me! Sacred to death!" -- Claude Rains as The Invisible Man.

"You don't understand. Every night when the moon is full, I turn into a wolf!"
"You and twenty million other guys."

-- Lon Chaney, Jr., attempting to explain his dilemma to Lou Costello in Bud Abbott Lou Costello Meet Frankenstein. (The actual title of the film usually known as Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein.)

This one seems quite appropriate for America's Debate and its contributors:

You want answers? I want the truth!
You can't handle the truth!


A Few Good Men

You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
Morpheous, The Matrix

You want free speech? Let's see you acknowledge a man whose words make your blood boil who is standing center stage advocating at the top of his lungs that which you would spend a lifetime opposing at the top of yours.
President Shepard, The American President

I want the people to know that they still have 2 out of 3 branches of the government working for them, and that ain't bad.
President Dale, Mars Attacks

I don't need to be lectured by you. I was out saving the galaxy when your grandfather was in diapers.
James T. Kirk, Star Trek-Generations

You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!

Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas

--- Sgt. Hartman (R. Lee Ermey) FULL METAL JACKET

It's a hell of a thing, ain't it, killin' a man. You take everythin' he's got... an'
everythin' he's ever gonna have...

--- William Munny (Clint Eastwood) UNFORGIVEN

The point is, ladies and gentlemen, greed is good. Greed works, greed is right. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed in all its forms, greed for life, money, love, knowledge, has marked the upward surge of mankind -- and greed, mark my words -- will save not only Teldar Paper but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA...Thank you.


The richest one percent of this country owns half the country's wealth: 5 trillion dollars. One third of that comes from hard work, two thirds of it comes from inheritance, interest on interest accumulation to widows and idiot sons and what I do -- stock and real estate speculation. It's bull****. Ninety percent of the American people have little or no net worth. I create nothing; I own. We make the rules, Buddy, the news, war, peace, famine, upheaval; the cost of a paper clip.(picking one up) We pull the rabbit out of the hat while everybody else sits around their whole life wondering how we did it....you're not naive enough to think we're living in a democracy are you, Buddy? It's the free market. You're one of us now...take advantage of it. You got the killer instinct, kid, stick with me. I got things to teach you...

--- Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas) WALL STREET

The first rule of fight club is -- you don't talk about fight club.
The second rule of fight club is -- you don't talk about fight club.

--- Tyler Durden (Brad Pitt) FIGHT CLUB

more a dialog then a quote:
from monty python and the quest for the holy grail:
SOLDIER #1:
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
ARTHUR:
Not at all. They could be carried.
SOLDIER #1:
What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
ARTHUR:
It could grip it by the husk!
SOLDIER #1:
It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
ARTHUR:
Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
SOLDIER #1:
Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
ARTHUR:
Please!
SOLDIER #1:
Am I right?
ARTHUR:
I'm not interested!
SOLDIER #2:
It could be carried by an African swallow!
SOLDIER #1:
Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point.
SOLDIER #2:
Oh, yeah, I agree with that.
ARTHUR:
Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?!
SOLDIER #1:
But then of course a-- African swallows are non-migratory.
SOLDIER #2:
Oh, yeah.
SOLDIER #1:
So, they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway.
that whole segment is hillarious!!!!

and another, but from airplane (or is it airplane two)
"surly you can't be serious?"
"I am serious, and don't call me shirly."



speaking of tyler durdan, one of my main philosophies on life an death stems form him and the movie:

"you have to KNOW, not FEAR, KNOW, that some day you are going to die"

the next line is also closely tied to my beliefs:
"it isn't until we have lost everything that we're free to gain anything"

Kid: Look at that
Bart: Steady as a rock
Kid: Yeah, but I shoot with this hand

In fact, just imagine I posted the entire screenplays of Blazing Saddles and Airplane.

(From the time when cheap foreign Kung Fu films were coming out, and almost no money was spent on translations)

"Damn you, stink man."
"You're a bad guy, where's your library card?"
"Like melon? How about my fist?"
"How are you going to use my intestines as gift wrap?"

"The price is wrong, Bob." -Happy Gilmore.

Repo Man
J. Frank Parnell: Ever been to Utah? Ra-di-a-tion. Yes, indeed. You hear the most outrageous lies about it. Half-baked goggle-box do-gooders telling everybody it's bad for you. Pernicious nonsense! Everybody could stand a hundred chest X-rays a year. They ought to have them, too. When they canceled the project it almost did me in. One day my mind was full to bursting. The next day - nothing. Swept away. But I'll show them. I had a lobotomy in the end.

What's Up Tiger Lily
Phil Moscowitz: No bullets? Ah, but if all of you in the audience who believe in fairies will clap your hands, then my gun will be magically filled with bullets.

Roger and Me
Michael Moore: Well, the million tourists never came to Flint. The Hyatt went bankrupt and was put up for sale, Waterstreet Pavillion saw most of its stores go out of business, and only six months after opening, Autoworld closed due to a lack of visitors. I guess it was expecting a million people a year to go to New Jersey to Chemicalworld, or a million people going to Valdez, Alaska for Exxonworld. Some people just don't like to celebrate human tragedy while on vacation.

We don't read and write poetry because it's cute.
We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race.
And the human race is filled with passion.

And medicine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits
and necessary to sustain life.

But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for.




Dead Poet's Society

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."
--Rhett Butler, Gone with the Wind

One of my favorite films of all time, The Lion in Winter, also has one of the best screenplays ever (by James Goldman). All of the following are from that picture:

Prince John (Nigel Terry): He's got a knife!
Eleanor of Aquitane (Katherine Hepburn): Of course he's got a knife. We've all got knives. It's 1183 and we're barbarians.

Henry II (Peter O'Toole): Nothing in life has any business being perfect.

Eleanor: In a world where carpenters are resurrected, anything is possible.

Prince John: My God, if I went up in flames, there's not a living soul who'd pee on me to put the fire out.
Prince Richard: Let's strike a flint and see.

Henry II: She's like a democratic drawbridge. She goes down for everyone.

Princess Alais (Jane Merrow): Kings, queens, knights everywhere you look - and I'm the only pawn. I haven't got a thing to lose. That makes me dangerous.

Eleanor: I could peel you like a pear and God himself would call it justice!

Henry II: Your oaths are all profanities. Your word's a curse. Your name on paper's a waste of pulp... I'm villifying you, for God's sake - pay attention!

Prince Geoffrey (John Castle): I know. You know I know. I know you know I know. We know Henry knows, and Henry knows we know it. We're a knowledgeable family.

Eleanor: What would you have me do? Give out? give in? give up?
Henry II: Give me a little peace.
Eleanor: A little? Why so modest? How about eternal peace? There's a thought...

Prince Richard: If you're a prince, there's hope for every ape in Africa.

Eleanor: Well... what family doesn't have it's ups and downs?

Anger Management

Scene: Jack and Adam in the same bed:

Jack Nicholson: In Europe, it's not considered unusual for 3 or 4 men to share a bed

Adam Sandler: That's why i'm proud to be an American

Jack Nicholson: In Europe, it's not considered unusual for 3 or 4 men to share a bed

Adam Sandler: That's why i'm proud to be an American

"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse."
"Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes."
Italians everywhere should be ashamed if they don't know these quotes.

Here's a non-Godfather one: "I'm gonna hit him [George Foreman] so many times he'll think he's surrounded."
Will Smith from Ali

Here's an annonymous one, I forgot what movie it's from "I'll kick the chivalry right out of ya."


CP

Ed Couch: What the hell's this?
Evelyn Couch: That's a low cholesterol meal. Happy Valentine's.
Ed Couch: God! Are you trying to kill me?
Evelyn Couch: If I was gonna kill you, I'd use my hands.
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Evelyn Couch: Hey! I was waiting for that spot!
Girl 1: Face it lady, we're younger and faster!
[Evelyn rear-ends the other car six times.]
Girl 1: What are you DOING?
Girl 2: Are you CRAZY?
Evelyn Couch: Face it, I'm older and I have more insurance!
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Sipsey: Secret's in the sauce.
----------------------
Sipsey: Oh it don't make no kind of sense. Big ol' ox like Grady won't sit next to a colored child. But he eats eggs- shoot right outta chicken's *** NOTICE: THIS WORD IS AGAINST THE RULES. FAILURE TO REMOVE IT WILL RESULT IN A STRIKE. ***!
---------------------
Ninny Threadgoode: How many of them hormones you takin', honey?
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Idgie Threadgoode: You a politician, or does lying just run in your family?

FRIED GREEN TOMATOES

"Say hello to my little friend!!!"

From "Scarface"

"What was it?"
"I don't know, but its weird and its *** NOTICE: THIS WORD IS AGAINST THE RULES. FAILURE TO REMOVE IT WILL RESULT IN A STRIKE. ***!"

From "The Thing"

"Where's the rally point?"
"Anywhere but here!"

From "Saving Private Ryan"

"Are you frightened?"
"Yes"
"Not nearly frightened enough...I know what hunts you"

From "The Fellowship of the Ring

"I hope I can make it across the border. I hope the ocean is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope to see my friend again. I hope."

From "The Shawshank Redemption"

"I'm your Huckleberry"

From "Tombstone"

From the Princess Bride :

Wesley: "To the pain" means the first thing you lose will be your
feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists, next your
nose.

Humperdink: And then my tongue, I suppose, I killed you too quickly
the last time, a mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight.

Wesley: I wasn't finished! The next thing you lose will be your
left eye, followed by your right.

Humperdink: And then my ears, I understand! Let's get on with it!

Wesley: WRONG! Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that
every shreik of every child at seeing your hideousness will be
yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every
woman who cries out "dear God, what is that thing?" will echo in
your perfect ears. That is what "the pain" means. It means I leave
you in anguish. Wallowing in freakish misery forever.

Bette Davis:
"Fasten your seat belt. It's going to be a bumpy ride!"
(I'm sure someone knows the movie it came from--Key Largo?)

Bogart to Bergman:
"Here's looking at you, kid"
Casablanca

Marlon Brando (?):
"HEY STELLA!"
A Streetcar Named Desire

Carrie Fisher:
"I'd rather kiss a Wookie!"
Harrison Ford:
"That can be arranged!"
Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back

This is actually from All About Eve. A great film with a lot of great, catty dialogue.

From An American President:

Everybody knows American isn't easy. America is advanced citizenship. You gotta want it bad, 'cause it's gonna put up a fight. It's gonna say, "You want free speech? Let's see you acknowledge a man whose words make your blood boil, who's standing center stage and advocating, at the top of his lungs, that which you would spend a lifetime opposing at the top of yours. You want to claim this land as the land of the free, then the symbol of your country can't just be a flag; the symbol also has to be one of its citizens exercising his right to burn that flag in protest." Show me that, defend that, celebrate that in your classrooms. Then you can stand up and sing about the land of the free.

Topgun:

Scene: A rescue mission is going on somewhere and 5 MIGS have entered the area and some F-14 fighters have been deployed for air support. A dogfight insues and the Main Character, flight name MAVERICK, has a MIG on his tail

Maverick's Co-Pilot: "Why are ya slowing down Mav? He's getting closer!"

Maverick: "I want to draw him closer"

Co-Pilot: "You're going to do what??"


I loved the way the Co-Pilot's eyes just bulged out!

Ok not a movie, and theres loads of them, but Family Guy has some of the funniest quotes!

On second thought, theres so many, Ill just give you the link!

http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0182576/quotes

Couple of my faves

Peter Griffin: Listen Lois, I know you're a feminist and I think thats adorable, but this is grown-up time and I'm the man.

[Riding a circus elephant.]
Peter Griffin: Look Lois, the two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a fat white guy who is threatened by change.

Totally random and in no particular order:

"You speak treason, sir!"
"Fluently."
- The Adventures of Robin Hood

"We've become a race of Peeping Toms. What people ought to do is get outside their own house and look in for a change."
- The Rear Window

"Such a lot of guns around town - and so few brains."
- The Big Sleep

"Well, you did it - you saved the earth."
"You sound disappointed."
- Alien Resurrection

"I never dreamed that any mere physical experience could be so stimulating!"
- The African Queen

"The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the world he didn't exist."
- The Usual Suspects

"In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, bloodshed - but they produced Michaelangelo, Leonardo, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, five hundred years of democracy and peace - and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."
- The Third Man

"I was a better man with you, as a woman, than I ever was with a woman, as a man."
- Tootsie

"Stop blowing holes in my ship!"
- Pirates of the Caribbean

"I want peace on earth and good will toward men."
"We're the United States government. We don't do that sort of thing."
- Sneakers

"Hey, Johnny, what are you rebelling against?"
"What've you got?"
- The Wild One

"You're television incarnate, Diana. Indifferent to suffering. Insensitive to joy. All of life is reduced to the common rubble of banality. War, murder, death are all the same to you as bottles of beer. And the daily business of life is a corrupt comedy. You even shatter the sensations of time and space into split seconds and instant replays. You're madness, Diana. Virulent madness. And everything you touch dies with you. But not me. Not as long as I can feel pleasure, and pain, and... love."
- Network

"Life is a banquet - and most poor suckers are starving to death."
- Auntie Mame

I watched Erin Brockvich last night for the umpteenth time. In one scene, the lawyers from PG&E are making an offer to settle with the families of those who have been affected by the hexavalent chromium used in the Henkley wells.

Gina Gallego (Ms. Sanchez): Let's be honest here. $20 million dollars is more money then these people have ever dreamed of.

Julia Roberts (Erin): Oh see, now that ticks me off. First of all, since the demur we have more than 400 plaintiffs and...let's be honest, we all know there are more out there. They may not be the most sophisticated people but they do know how to divide and $20 million isn't anything when you split it between them. Second of all, these people don't dream about being rich. They dream about being able to watch their kids swim in a pool without worrying that they'll have to have a hysterectomy at the age of twenty. Like Rosa Diaz, a client of ours. Or have their spine deteriorate, like Stan Blume, another client of ours. So before you come back here with another lame offer, I want you to think real hard about what your spine is worth Mr. Walker. Or what you might expect someone to pay you for your uterus Ms. Sanchez. Then you take out your calculator and you multiply that number by a hundred. Anything less than that is a waste of our time.

(Ms. Sanchez picks up a glass of water)

Julia Roberts (Erin): By the way, we had that water brought in especially for you folks. Came from a well in Hinkley.

Some profanity edited.

My Cousin Vinny quotes







vinny: Two yutes walk in . . .
Judge: Two Whaaaaaaat?
vinny: Oh excuse me your honor, two YOUTHS

Link








OK I think I have that classic movie out of my system for now.
I truly hope I deleted all of the profanity out of this on my double checks.

It was 1965. I was dating my first wife. Instead of running a preview of the coming film, they ran the entire movie before they ran the movie we had paid to see. That is how, before it's release date, I saw Cat Ballou.

The movie opens as they are preparing to hang Cat Ballou, and the entire movie builds up to the point where they are walking her out to the gallows. At that point, Jackson Two Bears says,
A rescue had been planned, and Kid Shelleen is supposed to be the gunfighter who holds off the entire town while Cat is rescued. Instead, both Kid Shelleen and the horse he is riding are leaning drunk against a wall. If you haven't seen the movie yet, it's worth renting just for the single scene.

"So long as one soul continues to aimlessly wander the universe, it is eternal proof that mankind once existed."
<Gendo Ikari>
"Life is an endless cycle of hollow joy, and vicious self-hatred."
<Misato Katsuragi>
Neon Genesis: Evangelion - End of Evangelion

"I always wanted to see the rich and exotic Vietnam, jewel of southeast Asia... to see the culture of this nation, to meet a rich and exotic people.... and kill them."
<I forget his name>
Full Metal Jacket

"When you chose your path, Kamui, you chose mine as well. We were destined to fight to the death on this day. With your death, the Dragons of Heaven will be destroyed, the Earth will be cleansed!"
<Huma>
X

"I am not Akira!"
<Tetsuo>
"Mother says it is dangerous for the Big People to use the Power..."
<Depraved Midget #3>
"What's it like being on the LOWER HAND for once, Kaneda? How's it feel to be beaten?"
<Tetsuo>
"That bastard! He stole my bike!"
<Kaneda>
AKIRA

-That's all for now!-

Unshaved blonde hunchback cowboy; "Well, well, well, if it ain't the smoker... go ahead and light another match..."

Lee Van Cleef, (eating his dinner); "Mmm.. I usually smoke after my dinner... come back in about ten minutes"

Unshaved blonde hunchback cowboy, (face contorted in fury); "Ten minutes?...

...In ten minutes time you'll be smokin' in hell! GET UP!"

Van Cleef gets up, they face each other, then Van Cleef shoots the other with a concealed pistol.

I don't know if this one's been mentioned yet or not but from airplane

"Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ***, in two weeks you'd have a diamond!" -- Ferris Buehler's Day Off
***
"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something." -- Princess Bride
***
"Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I want you to know that I just threw your stinkin' palm tree overboard. Now what's all this crud about no movie tonight?" -- Mr. Roberts
***
"I always get the fuzzy end of the lolly pop." -- Some Like It Hot
***
"And always look on the bright side of life...
whistle
Always look on the bright side of life
whistle " -- Life of Brian
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"Snakes ... why'd it have to be snakes?" -- Raiders of the Lost Arc
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Planes, Trains, and Automobiles:
[Driving on the wrong side of the highway]
Neal Page :He says we're going the wrong way...
Del Griffith: Oh, he's drunk. How would he know where we're going?
***
Waking up after sharing the same bed on the motel]
Neal Page :Del... Why did you kiss my ear?
Del Griffith :Why are you holding my hand?
Neal Page: Where are your other hand?
Del Griffith: Between two pillows...
Neal Page :Those AREN'T PILLOWS!!!
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Bridget Jones's Diary
[bursting into a Greek restaurant]
Tom: FIGHT! Come on then, it's a real live fight!
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Daniel Cleaver: These are very silly little boots, Jones. And this is a very silly little dress. And these are... #@*! me! Absolutely enormous panties!

"blame canada" = south park

"frankly my dear, i dont give uh damn"= gone with the wind

HOTEL BAR IN THE OUTBACK. Everyone looks at the men as they
enter in the bar in full Drag.

BERNADETTE: Hello. Could I have a gin and tonic,
a bloody Mary and a lime Daquari please.

Enter Shirley, an old butch outback woman, weather worn, mean and ugly.

SHIRLEY: Well, look what the cat dragged in! What
do we have here then? A couple of show girls eh?
Where did you ladies just come in from? Uranus?

BERNADETTE: Could I please have a…..

SHIRLEY: No! You can't have nothing! We got nothing here for people like you. NOTHING!

BERNADETTE: Now listen here you mullet. Why don't
you just light your tampon and blow your box apart,
because it's the only bang you're ever going to get
sweetheart.

Raucous laughter from the crowd in the bar.

The Adventures
Of Priscilla Queen of the Desert

Cheasiest:

"You had me at hello"

Jerry McQuire

Funniest:

"Come on bark like a dog, I'll teach you the meaning of respect"

Bill Murrey. Caddyshack (Of course the entire script of Caddyshack could be posted for this category)

Grossiest:

"Oink like a pig"

I think the movie name was "Dueling Banjo's", but I'm probably wrong

I could live my entire life without seeing that scene again.