QUOTE(unabomber @ Sep 17 2003, 02:29 PM)
Did you know they give the citzenship test in spanish if you can't speak anything else? it should be strictly an english test (in fact make part of the test be an evaluation of basic english skills)
If this is true, it is news to me. A basic knowledge of the English language was a prerequisite to naturalization when I was in High School. As a result, they attempted to combine Spanish (for English speaking students) with "English as a Second Language" for persons studying to be citizens. We had a lovely teacher. She had graduated from a "Normal School," a prerequisite to a teaching license in the 1920's. Ready to retire from a 35 year career teaching Kindergarten, she got a call that "You're the only teacher in our system qualified to teach Spanish. Would you like the promotion?" She had had no cause to speak or read Spanish for 35 years, but accepted the promotion and took a refresher course.
Problem 1: Speaking English does not mean you can function here.
According to the Sept. 12, 2003 Detroit Free Press, "In Detroit, an estimated 47 percent of residents 16 and older read at the lowest literacy level or not at all." and "Nearly 1 in 5 Michigan residents fit that category." I know that I read at one time that Seven-Eleven teaches English to more people than any other institution in the United States. I can't put my fingers on a source for that statement at the moment, but for employers at the minimum wage level, communication can be a problem.
Problem 2: English is not the most useful tool for communicating.
I often said that in my first marriage, we had a major communication problem. I was raised to speak English as my native language, while my wife had been raised speaking English as her native language. As a consequence, we never were able to find a common language which we could use to communicate with each other. Because English has adopted words from other languages throughout it's History, we have a language where snow might have 100 meanings, as opposed to the eskimo languages which purportedly have 100 words for snow. The pun as a source of humor, I have been told, is unique to the English language. There is the additional problem, that what you hear in an English statement depends on whether you are in Kindergarten, or a college professor. As an example, I had a pat reply to co-workers over the years who felt that one or more of my behaviors meant I must be gay:
"After years of consultation with various psychotherapists, I can assure you that I am quite comfortable in my role as a blatant heterosexual, with clearly identified latent Homo Sapien tendencies. Until you tell me differently, I will assume that the same is true of you. I have as a result been known on occasion to behave in unpredictable, and even irrational fashions. I try to be neither surprised, nor offended when someone like yourself acts in a similar fashion."
It's the kind of banter one uses in the home when your father reads the new copy of an unabridged dictionary, notes the errata, and sends a note off to the publisher. The next evening he would go back to reading his normal 2 newspapers, 5 - 6 library books, and several magazines. On one occasion though, a contract janitor was so offended by what I had called him, that he made me write it down for him, and then filed a formal protest because I had called him a Homo Sapien. When it reached grievance stage, and both my foreman and the union steward laughed at the fact that he was protesting being called human. He quit and got a job at the Seven-Eleven. "At least people show respect for me there." was the message that he gave his employer when he quit. He was born, raised, and educated in America. He spoke only English, but not well enough to help him function.
Problem 3: You can succeed in America, even if you can't speak English.
We recently had dinner at a friend's Chinese restaurant. When a customer drove her car into the restaurant about 4 feet behind where I was seated, the owner handed my wife the telephone. "Can you call the police?" We were the only people in the restaurant that spoke English, or knew that 911 was the number to call. I've seen photos of their home, watched as the restaurant has become more and more elaborately decorated, and become good friends with the waiters and waitresses. If I had to evaluate who is "living the American Dream," I would have to argue that language has been a small barrier for them. The police left them with instructions to "Call your insurance agent." So far they haven't, and I am beginning to question whether they understand the word. Their sons are in elementary school. The next time I see them, maybe they can translate the question for me.
Problem 4: "The people that arranged their immigration weren't well prepared."
Twenty years back, I was moonlighting as an electrical contractor. My accountant moved from his house across the street, and rented it to a Vietnamese family. Later that day, the fire department called me in to try to help defuse a growing language problem. They had a wok and a charcoal fire in the middle of the living room carpet, where they were trying to cook dinner. The homeowner and the mother were both screaming at each other, one in English and the other in Vietnamese. Repeating the same message louder and louder did nothing to teach either person the other one's language. The father, a very accomplished story teller if I was to infer anything from the inflexion in his voice and his arm and hand motions, was telling the children a bedtime story. They were paying so much attention to him, that they were ignoring the real world war in the same room.
The fire dept. presumed the stove was not working. I moved the wok to the stove, and turned the burner on. No one had showed any of the family members where anything was in the house, or how to use it.
A policeman with some wartime experience in Viet Nam arrived on the scene. He contacted the person who had arranged the lease. "Welcome to the United States, I'm glad to see you made it." It was a church project, he spoke English and a little bit of French. The family spoke neither.
Problem 5:Why English?
After the revolutionary War, the founding fathers, I have been told, considered German as an official language to underscore the break with Great Britain.
Problem 6: Which English language would you use?
My father spoke to a job applicant once, beginning "Mr. Harrison..." He was immediately interrupted with "Hif han Haitch, hand ha Hay, hand two Hars, hand ha hi, hand ha hess, and ha hoe, and ha hen don't spell, Arrison, what hin ell duss hit spell?" The "King's English" is rarely spoken in America, but it is still a large country with many regional dialects. My wife and I were both raised in Michigan, but we have never agreed on how to pronounce roof.
Problem 7: Why bother with the complex process of creating a needless law?
Spanish is not an option on the ATM machines locally, although I suspect French might be if I got closer to the Canadian border. English is by all accounts, the language of commerce, by International treaty the language spoken by all air traffic controllers, and the language most prevalent on our radios, televisions, movies, newspapers, packaging, etc. If you want to learn English, there is de facto saturation training available. If you want to function in America speaking Chinese, Vietnamese, French, or Farsi; you will need to find or create a support network that allows you to do that. English is in fact, if not in law, already the nation's "official language." Enacting a law leaves it subject to judicial interpretation, and overthrow. Do you really want the Supreme Court to overthrow such a law, and then rule that everything must be translated into any language spoken as a primary or secondary language by more than 1% of our population?
In my opinion, we need to do more to ensure that the people who are born here are better educated. Our society has always been fed, and changed, by the cultures, talents, and labor provided by immigrants. We are competing today with an international labor pool. I would rather that competition was working under American laws, labor rules, union contracts, etc.; than to be buying merchandise made in a Chinese prison from an employee whose payroll is being computed by a technician operating a computer in India. Illiteracy rates of 20 - 50% are not reflecting an immigrant population, they are reflecting an educational problem with the Americans who were born here. (And impacting the resale value of your computer!)
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