Full Version: Alcohol-ism
From a recent study debunking the French paradox
So the ole wine snobs are trying to say they are wealthier, smarter and better educated. I need to see a few more studies here. This is alcohol-ism.
QUOTE
The apparent benefits of drinking wine may not be in the wine at all. People who opt for a glass of wine after work may already be smarter, happier and more well adjusted than their beer-drinking friends, say Dr. Erik L. Mortensen from the University of Copenhagen, in Denmark, and colleagues. Wine drinking in general was associated with higher parental education, socioeconomic status and IQ. The average IQ of beer drinkers was 95.2 compared with 113.2 for wine drinkers the investigators found (and beer drinkers more likely to abuse alcohol and drugs).
So the ole wine snobs are trying to say they are wealthier, smarter and better educated. I need to see a few more studies here. This is alcohol-ism.
heheh Hugo you're funny!
that study forgot one more thing...the BEER BELLY. agh.
never seen a wino with a wine gut have ya?
that study forgot one more thing...the BEER BELLY. agh.
never seen a wino with a wine gut have ya?
Hugo, you're in luck!
It just so happens, I've spent the last few years doing my very own independent research of beer versus wine drinkers throughout the continental United States. My results were as follows (don't have a link, sorry):
and finally....
It just so happens, I've spent the last few years doing my very own independent research of beer versus wine drinkers throughout the continental United States. My results were as follows (don't have a link, sorry):
QUOTE( Beerdrinker's Weekly@ Octoberfest @ last year)
90 percent of beer drinkers are perceived as 'more fun' to the opposite sex than an equal number of wine drinkers
QUOTE( The Bouncing Quarter@Octoberfest @ last year)
Beer drinkers who drank more than six beers per day were self-described as "very successful and happy"
and finally....
QUOTE( Pickin' Up Chicks Quarterly@Octoberfest @ lastyear)
Women describe the average beer man's midrift as 'calming and reassuring'...this was also true for infants. White wine drinkers were primarily known to have bad toupees.
 Topic closed... |
| This topic has been closed because it appears to be SPAM. If you have any questions or concerns, please contact the staff member who closed the topic by clicking the PM button below this post. |
Note: This is an automated response. |
This is a simplified version of our main content. To view the full version with more information, formatting and images, please click here.