QUOTE(quarkhead @ Jan 13 2004, 10:43 AM)
I seem to be a lesbian trapped in a man's body - thank goodness, then, that my wife is a gay man trapped in the body of a beautiful woman!
Yep - you, me, and Eddie Izzard. (I don't know about you, but I don't bother with the cross-dressing he goes in for.)
I put myself down as heterosexual, although I suppose I am currently autosexual. I don't mean I have burns on my man-bits from using the tail-pipe. I mean that at the moment the only person I have sex with is myself. Depressingly, this seems likely to remain the case for the foreseeable future.
I blame a combination of excessively high standards and a bad case of Groucho Marx syndrome. You know - "I wouldn't want to join any club that would have me as a member".