As we're
elsewhere discussing the nature and purpose of debating rumor and innuendo at an otherwise reasonably credible political discussion board, I thought it might be a good time to revisit
this fun little thread. I, too, was initially baffled that this story was not picked up elsewhere - until I did a bit of simple research.
I tend to read the
Washington Times the way I would read the
Weekly World News: until I see the love-child of Bat Boy and Jenna Bush reported in the pages of a
reputable paper, I'm going to treat such stories as mildly entertaining fiction. If a
Washington Times story is headlined in the
Drudge Report, it's usually not only fiction, but
slanderous fiction. This one is, apparently, no different.
Let's parse this whole thing:
QUOTE(johnlocke @ Jan 28 2004, 06:04 PM)
I found this story on Drudge and thought it'd be a good conversation piece.
Then, clearly, it would be happier in the
Casual Conversation forum - at least, until we introduce a
Rumor and Innuendo forum.
QUOTE
I have never liked the french government and always felt they had used some suspicious tactics and reasoning for not supporting the ouster of Saddam Hussein, but now the proof has been found.
Uh, just as a reminder here:
proof, n.
1. The evidence or argument that compels the mind to accept an assertion as true.
2. a. The validation of a proposition by application of specified rules, as of induction or deduction, to assumptions, axioms, and sequentially derived conclusions. b. A statement or argument used in such a validation.
3. a. Convincing or persuasive demonstration: was asked for proof of his identity; an employment history that was proof of her dependability. b. The state of being convinced or persuaded by consideration of evidence.
4. Determination of the quality of something by testing; trial: put one's beliefs to the proof.
5. Law. The result or effect of evidence; the establishment or denial of a fact by evidence.
And here
johnlocke links to his "proof":
a Washington Times story!

Okay, let's
look at that story. It's headlined
Iraqi govt. papers: Saddam bribed Chirac. Damning stuff - maybe even worthy of "a good conversation piece". Were there, of course, any proof. Is there? Well, let's see what the
Weekly World - er,
Washington Times has to say. In essence:
QUOTE
Documents from Saddam Hussein's oil ministry reveal he used oil to bribe top French officials into opposing the imminent U.S.-led invasion of Iraq...
Such evidence would undermine the French position before the war when President Jacques Chirac sought to couch his opposition to the invasion on a moral high ground.
In eight paragraphs, that is the only mention of Chirac - well, apart from the headline. As to undermining the French position before the war, that would very much depend on exactly who these "top French officials" were, would it not? And does the good ol'
Washington Times tell us? Yeah, right. They
do tell us that the "independent" Baghdad newspaper
al-Mada produced a list from Saddam Hussein's oil ministry which "cites a total of 46 individuals, companies and organizations" who were allegedly earmarked for bribes. Um, "individuals, companies and organizations" become "top French officials"
how? By pure invention. And they are tied to Jacques Chirac
how? Oh - well, it seems the
Washington Times just made that part up, too.
Further, these "46 individuals, companies and organizations" include "officials in Egypt, Jordan, Syria, the United Arab Emirates, Turkey, Sudan, China, Austria and France, as well as the Russian Orthodox Church, the Russian Communist Party, India's Congress Party and the Palestine Liberation Organization". That rather detracts a bit from the sensational headline, so it only appears in the final paragraph of the article. The rest of the article is devoted to "a senior Bush administration official [unnamed]" and "some European diplomats [unnamed]" and "one former ambassador [unnamed]" making various comments, none of which have anything to do with Chirac. The anonymous ex-ambassador, though, is quoted as saying "Oil runs thicker than blood". The
Washington Times would, at least, know a lot about
that.
johnlocke then goes on to insert his own editorializing on the innuendoes:
QUOTE
Al-Mada claims they have the papers and names. Tsk tsk Chirac
Interestingly, the article does not
name any of these officials, French or otherwise - though such names were already available to the western press (see below). That doesn't stop
jl from somehow implicating Chirac himself. Oh, right - he has his "proof".
QUOTE
Letting millions suffer from murder, gassings, rape and torture just so you could subsidize your socialism is atrocious.
Yes, well, I suppose it
is a bit more admirable to send one's
own sons and daughters off to be butchered while slaughtering thousands more of the victims of Hussein - in order to subsidize one's campaign contributors.
Anyway, let's look at the
real story. In the interest of balance, I'll use another source of which I'm sure
johnlocke would approve:
Free Republic. Someone at that worthy organ actually published a
translation of the
al-Mada report.*
First, there are not only the nine countries (including France) which they decided to list, there are
fifty-one countries listed - including Bulgaria, Hungary, Italy, Panama, the Philippines, Romania, Slovakia, Spain, Turkey, and the Ukraine. If some of those names sound familiar, it's because they're all members of the "coalition of the willing". Oh, yeah - the United Kingdom is also on the list.
And the United States of America. So, uh, the
Washington Times could just as easily have headlined their article
Iraqi govt. papers: Saddam bribed Blair or, gee,
Iraqi govt. papers: Saddam bribed Bush. And I could be posting something like:
QUOTE
I have never liked the bush administration and always felt they had used some suspicious tactics and reasoning for wanting to silence Saddam Hussein, but now the proof has been found.
Of course, those headlines - like the headline they
did go with - would be a
lie. And my statement would be idiotic.
The
al-Mada report also lists the names of the individuals cited. In fact there are not forty-six, but 261. There
are 46 Russians on the list - perhaps some neo-con at the
Washington Times, stuck in the Cold War, leaped on that figure. Or perhaps their reporter simply couldn't add. In any event, the half dozen Frenchmen named, people like Charles Pasqua and Michel Grima, are all associated with organizations like the Arab-French Friendship Society - and not a one of them could be construed as a "top official" having anything at all to do with Jacques Chirac. For what it's worth, the Americans mentioned don't seem to have anything to do with the Bush administration - and both are of Iraqi descent. The UK names, though, include Labour MP George Galloway who opposed the Iraqi invasion and has previously been accused of accepting bribes from Iraq - over which he sued the
Daily Telegraph for libel (and won). That could be the real story here - if there is one. There has already been doubt cast on the authenticity of these papers...
All of the above took some middle-aged guy in Orlando about half an hour to research. What does the
Washington Times pay their reporters to do? Oh, right: invent Francophobic propaganda - at least when they're not worshipping at the altar of Bush the Splendiferous.

Anyway, back to Fantasyland.
johnlocke's unbiased questions (and comments):
What are the political ramifications of this mess in terms of American public opinion?None.
How do you feel about the french now?The same as I did before I read this tripe. Though I feel considerably
more contempt for the writers and editors of the
Washington Times - and a bit more pity for its readers.
What should the consequences of the french action be in terms of the American government?None.
Personally I think they should have to make a public apology, be fined by the UN and have sanctions set on them for in-coming oil.Good for you. Dream on.
Why is it, in your opinion, the french people who are so quick to denounce American politics and show up in the millions to protest our President, don't seem to care about their own politics?I don't know. Why is it, in your opinion, that American people are so quick to denounce others on the basis of the flimsiest slanders while ignoring the volumes of damning, factual data about their own leadership? Why, to coin a phrase, beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own?
I haven't seen anyone in france or in Hollywood for that matter (after all, they care so much for the lives of innocents) begin asking that Chirac be removed.Curious, that. Maybe they read the
news rather than the Drudge Report.
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*At least, I'm assuming it's the same report. It was from the January 25 edition of al-Mada - the Washington Times item, referring to the report, is from January 28. It is entitled "Presidents, Journalists, and Parties Received Millions of Oil Barrels From Saddam" and mentions lists from the Oil Marketing Company, "a public firm affiliated to the Ministry of Oil" which "include the names of individuals, companies, parties, groups, and organizations for which the former regime allocated quantities of crude oil" - including "the Russian Orthodox Church and the Russian Communist Party". Maybe they published two such reports within a matter of days, but it strikes me as being the same one. The Washington Times, typically, is short on details, so it's hard to say that this is absolutely the same story - especially as the Washington Times, typically, gets so much of it wrong.