Unbeknownst to
Grendel and the other AD party goers, a horde of Italian zombies approaches the forum. Upon hearing the gurgling sounds emitting from the putrid lips of the undead, several of the forum members, myself included, attempt to run away into the dark and rainy night, but since we are all wearing impractical shoes, we, according to the formula, fall down and let out our best scream queen yelps while ineffectively crawling through the virtual mud in an attempt to escape. Other members who naturally choose better footwear try to hold off the zombies with garlic, religious relics, and french toast while frantically boarding up the forum with pieces of plywood that
Mike keeps lying around.
Paladin Elspeth, being the warrior of light that she is, runs around taking out zombies with a hella cool flame-thrower, and
AbsLikeJesus with his rock-solid, messianic form just starts kicking some serious undead butt. All of the talented musicians of the forum play some zombie bashin' surf rock to set the mood, and we celebrate our overwhelming victory by tossing the bodies onto the mother of all bonfires. In conclusion, we have the best birthday party that AD has seen so far...
Happy Birthday, Grendel!!!of course, there's always a sequel...