Wow, this is an old one... I think we had less than 20 members when this one was started...
For those of you who don't know, Trafficant was
bold. He would say just about anything, and offend just about anyone to make his point.
Here's a few quotes by Trafficant from
The 267 Stupidest Things Democrats Ever Said (No, it's not a slanted book. If you flip it over, it you realize that the other half of the book is
The 267 Stupidest Things Republicans Ever Said):
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China gets $60 billion in MFN status from Uncle Sam. Russia gets $15 billion in foreign aid from Uncle Sam. In exchange, Uncle Sam gets nuclear missiles pointed at our cities, two tape decks, and three cases of vodka. Beam me up. I say our national security brain trust needs a proctologist on staff.
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If the dress doesn't fit, we must acquit. If it's on the dress, he must confess.
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Mr. Speaker, the White House says NAFTA is creating new and exciting jobs. I did some research on those jobs: zipper trimmer, brassiere tender, jelly roller, bosom presser, chicken sexer, sanitary napkin specialist, and a panty-hose crotch closer machine operator. That is what I call exciting jobs, Mr. Speaker.
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Republican Party, I wish you well. May you never be loved by Tonya Harding, and may you never be loved by Lorena Bobbitt.
Yep, that's what I miss!
Mike