Ha ha! At least it wasn't one of Mike Myers other Scottish alias's, Shrek and Fat B*****d
Thanks all for the wishes. I did log on early this morning but was in a bit of a hurry, as I was going to the safari park. Its something we always seem to do on my birthday. Either the zoo or safari park because my birthday is in the summer (the summer that we get in Scotland lasts a few days, not months, so I'm lucky with that

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I feel quite old now. I don't get to do anything special; I've been able to vote, drink, drive etc legally for some time now. I'll have to investigate and see what I can do now that I'm a real adult, but I think all that might be is drive a delivery van for the local Indian restaurant
Thanks again, I count AD as one of the most important Internet communities I am a member of because of the good will and wishes like those displayed here. Group hug!