Happy 65th birthday. If you were born a little earlier you could collect full Social Security now.
Cyan
Sep 8 2004, 06:23 AM
Fifty is such a gothic Birthday, I couldn't resist.
CruisingRam
Sep 8 2004, 06:31 AM
wow- congrats
Victoria Silverwolf
Sep 8 2004, 07:10 AM
Aside from those who actually created it, Wertz IS "America's Debate."
My very best wishes to you!
Cadman
Sep 8 2004, 07:12 AM
Happy Birthday Wertz I hoped your day was nice.
Cube Jockey
Sep 8 2004, 11:05 AM
Happy Birthday Wertz! Hopefully it will be a good one and you'll get a chance to spend it with loved ones.
Titus
Sep 8 2004, 12:30 PM
Happy Birthday Wertz!
Here's to fifty more great years of helping make this site what it is. Truly someone who can be learned from.
Mrs. Pigpen
Sep 8 2004, 12:57 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, WERTZ!!!
Have a great one!
Amlord
Sep 8 2004, 02:28 PM
Happy Birthday, Wertz!!
May it be a memorable one.
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Doclotus
Sep 8 2004, 03:02 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY WERTZ!
I hope you have a great one!
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Christopher
Sep 8 2004, 03:03 PM
50 ,,,,Nah! not a day over 30,35,40,45,,,,,well alright 50.
50 years in this world is an accomplishment if you still have your sense of humor.
Congrats and Happy B-Day
DaffyGrl
Sep 8 2004, 03:35 PM
Wertz!! Happy Birthday to Ya!
I had no idea you were so...mature (I'm right behind ya, buddy!).
Ultimatejoe
Sep 8 2004, 03:54 PM
Happy 39th birthday man.
honeygrl
Sep 8 2004, 05:41 PM
lederuvdapac
Sep 8 2004, 05:46 PM
Happy Birthday!!!
Aquilla
Sep 8 2004, 06:05 PM
Happy 50th, Wertz! You youngster!
Jaime
Sep 8 2004, 06:06 PM
HappyBirthday,Wertz!!!!!
So the Wertz Generation turns 50 today...
All the mushy greetings in the world can't cover what I want to say. You have done so much for AD that it wouldn't be the same without you. I am honored that you my friend.
We can't wait to see you again, when we can celebrate your birthday for real!!
kimpossible
Sep 8 2004, 06:22 PM
YAY, Happy Birthday!
I knew I had a reason for drinking last night.... :shifty:
amf
Sep 8 2004, 06:45 PM
Happy Birthday, Wertz!
Hope your day is warm and sunny without a hint of rain.
Curmudgeon
Sep 8 2004, 06:48 PM
Happy Birthday Wertz
The Weather Channel says it isn't raining in Orlando at the moment. With all that's been going on in Florida recently, that might be a birthday present in itself. Then again, as I remarked to my brother-in-law a few days ago as we stood in the rain at an event where the radar had shown clear skies, “Maybe the radar is out of order."
(It looks like Eeyore needs to check his data, as PE and I, as well as a few others, read your age as 50 today.)
quarkhead
Sep 8 2004, 07:05 PM
Happy Birthday Wertzy-boy! May your days be filled with simplicity and joy. Peace!
ConservPat
Sep 8 2004, 07:15 PM
Have a great one Wertz!
CP
turnea
Sep 8 2004, 07:21 PM
Happy Birthday Wertz!
Have a great one, you deserve it!
nighttimer
Sep 8 2004, 11:03 PM
'Cuz they say two thousand zero zero party over, oops out of time So tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999
I was dreamin' when I wrote this So sue me if I go 2 fast But life is just a party, and parties weren't meant 2 last War is all around us, my mind says prepare 2 fight So if I gotta die I'm gonna listen 2 my body tonight
Yeah, they say two thousand zero zero party over, oops out of time So tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999 Yeah
Get yo' party on Wertz! (But do it with a modicum of dignity and discretion.)
Pants optional.
DreamPipEr
Sep 8 2004, 11:17 PM
HappyBirthdayWertz!
Mike
Sep 9 2004, 03:59 AM
Did I make it ontime?!?!?
Happy Birthday Wertz! I hope you had a nice, relaxing, hurricane-free birthday.
Momof3
Sep 9 2004, 04:04 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY WERTZ (MY ALMOST AS OLD FRIEND) Your catching up to me fast but I am still ahead of ya. Hope it was a great one!!
Wertz
Sep 9 2004, 06:57 AM
Heh - thanks, all. It was an average, ordinary, good day: a bit of work, some time with friends, a few nice phone calls, some controlled substances, a good book - I even got to be cantankerous here for an hour or so. Now... where's my AARP application?
Aquilla
Sep 9 2004, 07:06 AM
They'll contact you, Wertz. That's how you know you're old.
Fife and Drum
Sep 9 2004, 03:54 PM
Happy belated birthday!
You’re the perfect example that wisdom comes with age!
UserName
Sep 9 2004, 04:27 PM
WERTZ, if anybody ever tells you that you are old, just smile and tell them:
"naw, I'm just a collectable."
I became a collectable early last year, you lil whipper-snapper!
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY, and please pass the controlled substance, don't be greedy.
doomed_planet
Sep 9 2004, 04:29 PM
Happy Birthday, Wertz!!
September 8th The Day of the Puzzling Purist
"September 8 people generally like to be at the very head of their group whether public or private. Politics in particular may hold an attraction for them, and even if they do not take an active leadership role socially, they usually have a marked interest in the crucial issues of their times..." quoted from The Secret Language of Birthdays
People Who Share Your Birthday Richard I (British King) Antonin Dvorak (Czech 19th c. composer) Peter Sellers (British comic film actor) Patsy Cline (country singer) Robert Taft (US Senator) Sam Nunn (US Senator) Wendell H. Ford (US Senator) Claude Pepper (US Congressman) Sid Caesar (TV comedian)
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popeye47
Sep 9 2004, 05:32 PM
Happy Belated 50th Birthday,Wertz.
You have 6 less years than I do,but you definitely will get thos AARP letters in the mail.
Thanks, during the past year, for giving this poor old stupid man help in the technical areas of the pc. Without you I never would have lasted this long.
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