QUOTE(Hucker @ Oct 29 2004, 12:10 AM)
1. Do you feel these negative views are indicative of America as a whole? Well, I opened the link, and I didn't see a commonality of opinion - there seemed as many letters expressing gratitude or polite disagreement as indignant or offensive anger.
On a lighter note, the thing that surprised me most was the almost universal American perception that the British have bad teeth.

This may have some basis in fact, but the impression I get is that Americans assume that no Brit over the age of 20 has a single undecayed tooth in their head, or that toothbrushes or dental floss are looked on with suspicion as tools of the Dark Side or something.
Which made me laugh (displaying my wrecked dentition for all to see). Personally I blame the late Queen Mother - a public firgure with teeth made from green suede should never have been permitted to smile in public.
QUOTE(Ptarmigan @ Oct 29 2004, 10:15 AM)
(The thing with Britain is - we know how to really annoy you guys. Its fun - thats why we do it....this board seems to be a fair indication of how irritating you find it when the UK tries to tell you what to do....so, we would be failing in our duty as Brits not to take every opportunity to tell you. Annoyed Americans are funny.

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You're wasting your breath. I've been trying to point this out regularly ever since I got here. Americans get irony, sarcasm and all the other thinds we wind them up about. What they don't get, and don't seem capable or willing to get, is the concept of winding someone up itself.
My pet theory on this is that America was founded by Europeans, mostly British, whose ancestors fled persecution at home. Now, some of that persecution will have involved actual physical danger, for sure. But, I don't believe that the British national character has changed so much in the last 400 years that the vast bulk of it will not have involved mockery and what we euphemistically called "taking the mickey". People with an innately low threshold for mickey-taking will have been predisposed to think escaping to a New World was a good idea, and to have avoided indulging themselves in it when they got here.
In this, they ensured that in the 21st century, their New World descendents would not notice that Guardian articles like this were primarily a vehicle for the Old World descendents of their perscutors to laugh at them.
This idea, (and this post) will, of course, come across as colossally patronising to American readers, who may well feel an upswell of indignance. British readers will most likely think it's hugely funny.
QEDActually, thinking about it, I think the whole tooth thing is America's attempt to play the same game. For which you get an A for effort, but - really - the one thing more evident in the British sense of humour than mickey-taking is self-deprecation. You will have to do better than that.
The best tack to take to wind up the British is to play up to our real weak spots. Like, for example, that we're no longer important or even useufl.
The best response to this letter campaign that would really infuriate the letter writers would be to completely ignore it. Don't reply, don't even acknowledge them. To the British - the emotionally undemonstrative British, paying attention to someone is evidence that you respect them on some level. If you dislike or disrespect someone, you ignore them altogether. (Telling them you're going to do so doesn't work, as it acknowledges their existence.)
As Jaime perceptively pointed out, responding to a troll is to give them what they want - attention. (Which, given the opening post on this thread, makes me wonder why you posted at all, Jaime

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