Lord Zeved
Jan 16 2003, 08:50 PM
Okay, my friend (anonymous) emailed me a joke that i wanted to post for yallz to see:
An Israeli doctor says, "Medicine in my country
is so advanced that we
can take a kidney out of one man,
put it in another, and have him
looking for work in six weeks."
A German doctor says
"That's nothing; we can take a lung out of one
person, put it in another,
and have him looking for work in four weeks."
A Russian doctor said "In my country,
medicine is so advanced that we
can take half a heart out of one person,
put it in another, and have them
both looking for work in two weeks."
The Arkansas doctor, not to be outdone,
said "You guys are way behind.
We recently took a man with no brain out of Arkansas,
put him in the White House for eight years,
and now half the country is looking for work."
Now, who do we know that was prez and from arkansas? Not that im hinting anything...
L. Zeved
Hugo
Jan 16 2003, 09:24 PM
Since unemployment has never exceeded the 6% range since 1992 I do not get the joke.
Jaime
Jan 16 2003, 09:27 PM
I love a good Clinton joke just as much as the next person, but aren't jokes supposed to be funny?
I don't get this one either, hugo.
Wertz
Jan 16 2003, 10:51 PM
I think it's a retread. Sounds like one of those [insert ethnic minority of your choice] jokes that make the rounds all the time. There's a whole new wave of [insert politician of your choice] jokes these days - mostly on the internet. They don't have to make sense - they just have to play into the prejudices of the audience.
GoAmerica
Jan 17 2003, 01:33 AM
I do
Clinton's not looking into the CEO's of American corporations & making sure they weren't cooking their books is what makes the joke funny
Rancid Uncle
Jan 17 2003, 01:35 AM
Bill Clinton has no brain?