Full Version: Funny Bumper Stickers
Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
A day without sunshine is like night.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Remember. Half the people you know are below average.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great trade!
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
Always try to be modest and be proud of it!
If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand...
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
I couldn't repair your brakes so I made your horn louder.
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
Behind every good man is a good woman. Well, whats behind the good woman? And why do we have to stand behind the man? How come I can't be in front? And if my man is a defective one, What the hell does that make me?
Is it the "beginning of the end", or "the end of the beginning"
A day without sunshine is like night.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Remember. Half the people you know are below average.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great trade!
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
Always try to be modest and be proud of it!
If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand...
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
I couldn't repair your brakes so I made your horn louder.
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
Behind every good man is a good woman. Well, whats behind the good woman? And why do we have to stand behind the man? How come I can't be in front? And if my man is a defective one, What the hell does that make me?
Is it the "beginning of the end", or "the end of the beginning"
My friend Jeff has the best bumper sticker (besides his America's Debate sticker).
It reads:
"Earth first - We'll strip mine the other planets later"
Mike
It reads:
"Earth first - We'll strip mine the other planets later"
Mike
My boyfriend has a bumper stickers that say:
"Don't make me come down there!
--God"
"I aspire to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am."
"Make something idiot-proof, and they'll make a better idiot"
-Kisov
"Don't make me come down there!
--God"
"I aspire to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am."
"Make something idiot-proof, and they'll make a better idiot"
-Kisov
I had two bumper stickers on my last car, which got traded in along with everything else: I Don't Have to Like Bush to Love America and Don't Blame Me - I Voted with the Majority. My new favorite, though, is "Regime Change" starts at home.
Others worth mentioning:
The proctologist called: they found your head
If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them
Hang up and drive!
If you can read this, you're not the President
Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted
Some people just don't know how to drive - I call these people "Everybody But Me"
One Person, One Vote (may not apply in some states)
Guys, just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one
Others worth mentioning:
The proctologist called: they found your head
If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them
Hang up and drive!
If you can read this, you're not the President
Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted
Some people just don't know how to drive - I call these people "Everybody But Me"
One Person, One Vote (may not apply in some states)
Guys, just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one
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